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[darth-memes]

[meluneira]

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

the fact that “the vibes here are rancid” is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

can you imagine being a normal dude and you’re getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dude’s like “head’s up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginable” and you’re like “why?” and the jedi dude’s like “inscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesn’t get more specific than that”

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yoda’s always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if he’s nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them “something bad’s going to happen” and never explaining what’s going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? that’s for you to figure out

[thisarenotarealblog]

mace windu has Double Anxiety because every now and then he gets a pop-up that tells him when he is making a Significant Visual Novel Protag Choice

[ellie-you-idiot]

The Force: This Action Will Have Consequences!

Windu, downing three space ambien: great

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[calamitys-child]

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

[calamitys-child]

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

[underthenerdhood]

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

[peterdrabbit]

So chivalry IS dead?!

[underthenerdhood]

you win best response to this post 

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[beardedmrbean]

[professional-giver-uper]

Where are the women who protested in January?

This is not the first batch of hair found being smuggled at the borders. Many of the hair bundles do not meet the criteria for wig manufacturing. So who took this hair and from where?

The families of women who were given the bodies of their loved ones tell tales of horrors. Signs of torture, mutilated bodies, missing organs.

A lot of these women remain nameless and missing. Where are the Iranian women who protested during January 8 & 9?

[justarandomart]

he's trying his best okay?

and yes im tagging both of you lol: @piliiiiconfusionf @jshadowghost

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[serosfan]

Some grown up Omega things I have no proof for but 1000% believe

She physically throws herself at enemies Wrecker style. He’s so proud.

She’s not the best sniper but she can sub in in a pinch

She has punched Han Solo in the face three separate times. Somehow they are also friends

She and Hera are best friends however are NOT allowed on missions together because they bring out the chaos gremlin in each other

She’s just force sensitive enough for it to inconvenience her day but not enough to do anything cool and she’s very annoyed about that

She calls Crosshair and ONLY Crosshair “little brother” as a bit

She’s the person that will go “Yes” if someone asks “so you think you’re better than me?” And 100% means it

Once beat a stormtrooper with his own blaster

Was “born” the same year as Echo and calls him her twin as a joke. She thinks he just plays along and doesn’t realize how much he missed being called twin by someone.

Won’t teach the Tech Turn to anyone unless they can prove they’re good enough. She will not share the criteria for “good enough”. So far only Luke and Hera have earned the right but some people are close.

Uses “Fett” as her last name on paperwork because it pissed off Boba

[livia-the-potato]

I approve of all of this, but I'd like to add:

• She probably uses a deodorant with a smell called "marine pinewood musk: extra fresh"

• another person that has earned the right to learn the Tech turn is Jaycen Sindulla. And he calls her Auntie

[serdunkthelunk]

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

[enba-and-luka]

[jewishbarbies]

“no one is denying there’s been a rise in antisemitism since oct 7th but like why do you think that’s happening?? do you think everyone’s just an antisemite??” yes. that’s what antisemitism means. that’s where it comes from - antisemites. are you intentionally dense or is this just natural for you.

[jewishbarbies]

there is no justification for bigotry. whether it’s a single person or a whole group. racism, antisemitism, homophobia, transphobia, etc., are not justifiable. if that fact upsets you, you need to ask yourself why.

[ofekma]

"yeah sure there's more racism now but do you think that it's because people are just racist???"

[kindredsoulsoftimesofold]

I love the Padme being drained of her life force to raise Vader theory because Palpatine was NOT letting that woman live

She was his biggest opp there was no way in HELL he was letting her live, Vader or no Vader

He got so desperate that in the novelization of ROTS he starts introducing the concept of her getting w Obi Wan to make Anakin jealous, he was in the TRENCHES w her and couldn't wait to be rid of her😭

Even pregnant and depressed as hell and drained during the war the icon that is Padme Amidala was starting the rebellion, she might acc haunt Palpatine atp💀

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[somethingfangirly]

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

[bigmickswingin]

protip for everyone, but mostly boys in this case:

when you are on a date, and someone has an interest you don't quite get, instead of saying lol lame, try saying hmm i don't quite get that, please explain that to me, and then listen as the other person talks about why that thing is something they are in to.

you might learn something which recontextualizes the matter, and you will definitely learn something more about your date, which is the entire point of dating.

you don't have to be a superfan by the end, but you will have shown you can be chill and take an interest in stuff, which is much more likely to result in a second date instead of being ditched in a coffee line.

this also works outside of dating, btw.

[some-israeli-guy]

Even if you know the thing and have an established opinion that you don't like it, you don't have to be rude. "That's not really my thing" is a perfectly reasonable response.

[foxwithadarkside]

Meme for the bad batch you say? I feel like this image has a lot of potential.

Some examples:

Wrecker looking at his destruction after a 'stealth' mission.

Rampart looking at Kamino

Omega looking at the destruction of the Zillo beast on Tantiss

LMAO Nice

@lonewolflupe @eobe @eclec-tech

[eobe]

😎 The ultimate shenanigans mischief in those sparkling eyes! ✨😈