you don't know nothing, just pretend you do

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk

[zukosgay]

is good omens gute omen in german or is it

- kompetente vorzeichen

- ausgezeichnete omen

- ausdrücklich lesbare hinweise

- geeignete signale

- optimale vorboten

- einwandfreie indizien

- stichhaltig makellose erscheinungen

?

[dummyotto]

@setheverman i drew this instead of sleeping, please be proud of me

[setheverman]

i am proud of you

[thepocketpencil]

[jp]

[absolutebatmanny]

a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices 

[darkestblisss]

[jvlianbashir]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

[isoren245]

those were supposed to be lambs?

I thought these were all misshapen dogs

[lollen96]

These are only ever beaten by the terrible attempts at hedgehog cakes that I so often google to feel better about my baking ability.

[revolutionarykoolaid]

cursed

[insanitysqueen]

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

[biitumen]

I’m cry laughing in bed at 3:07 am trying not to wake my husband

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this

[insidiousclouds-2]

I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this

[catwithaknife]

here are my favourite babycenter.com poll questions from the past week

[vahshu]

🌸° ✧ Studio Ghibli : S p r i n g ✧ °🌸

“Spring: A lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be.”

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

[isolate]

when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and he immediately got off work and drove straight over to eat lunch w me so I wasn’t alone, and he even picked flowers from his garden to give to me and that’s when I realised that anyone can be a father but not everybody can be a dad

[pinkpopwitchery]

IMPORTANT DYSTINCTION.

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

[theycantalk]

directions

[meladoodle]

i wanna take your clothes off… ;) and then replace them with something else because that outfit is ugly as hell

[carpenters3]

it’s like. his uncle murdered his father and married his mother and then his father’s ghost rose from the dead and told him to murder his uncle. how would YOU feel in that situation

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

Bad

[carpenters3]

yeah exactly!

[catchymemes]

Credit: UNILAD

[pathesis]

Me watching the ice split