THIELITH

Wannabe Game Dev, Artist, and Programmer

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bunnygirlpaws]

she transitioned

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[hbmmaster]

[red-taileddolphin]

[the-rat12]

what happens if i press up on the d pad

[forcefem-now]

not much, what happens if i press up on the d pad with you?

[real-language-facts]

the alphabet says HI but it doesnt actually mean it bcause it said JK afterwards what a fucken asshole

[goatstrogen]

"if you're abused just tell adults" what if i was seen as the abuser? what if everyone believed i deserved it bcs of how i behave? what if it was the adults that diagnosed me with "awful child disorder" and medicated us about it? what if the meds made us complicit?

kill yourself

[jessiewithaj]

i did. the adults didn't listen and my dad hit me more for it. i told my mom and she told my dad and he hit me more for it. i told my school and they told my dad and he hit me more for it.

see a trend here?

[prokopetz]

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

[davai-tovarisch]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[pukicho]

I'm happy I got to see lightning for the first time in a long time.

[the-vegan-muser]

I took one of my new favorite cassowary pictures yesterday

[fractiousrvt]

Those feral toupee's get bigger every year, I swear

[hbmmaster]

if the mother trilogy is ever officially released in english as one combined package the collection itself should be called EarthBound and the three games should be called EarthBound Beginnings, EarthBound Middles, and EarthBound Endings

[captain-price-returns]

Damnit. Mystery Flesh Pit guy uses AI.

[captain-price-returns]

[abstractlime]

really funny (in a bad way) that the AI is the part of this anyone gives a shit about

[suspiriously]

ohhh you don’t like that i’ve used AI? well, i’ve killed people. checkmate, liberals.

[hbmmaster]

scribblenauts song that goes jerk piss off

[hbmmaster]

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[torstherapy]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year