Ailbhe’s Tumbly Blog

transsexual fashion disaster

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

[thingsfrommybrain]

The other day my wife and I were talking about Jason Statham, she was saying she doesn’t get why Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is with him and I said it’s probably because he dances like a bird. And she was like ‘what’ so I showed her the video of him dancing around. To me that is like the human version of a bird doing a little mating dance

[isawken]

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

[catplushy]

any time i read the word "epic" this fucking thing flashes in my mind

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[odekiisu]

Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”

(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)

[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]

[shootingstars-or-airplanes]

Hey this is a pretty cool approach maybe we should take that to the Internet instead of trying to invade the privacy of millions of adults because some parents can't parent their kids

[architectureofdoom]

The Iron Mountain storage facility is a high-security storage facility in a former limestone mine at Boyers, Pennsylvania, near the city of Butler.

[thingsfrommybrain]

logging on

[thedownloey]

do u think the next season of heated rivalry will address the existence of gritty

[ohclippy]

Here are the original tags:

[hothockey]

he's ready

[strange-aeons]

My greatest advice to aspiring cat owners is to never buy them expensive or elaborate toys because you have no control over what they choose to find entertaining. It will almost always be so dumb.

[strange-aeons]

What would inspire me to post this right now? Well of course. It's because of his water #hisboilingwater

[strange-aeons]

#water fan club

#reblogtobeboiled

[fairycosmos]

experiencing thoughts and memories

[roycohn]

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[thingsfrommybrain]

Hey so it’s been a minute since I posted here. Anyway, back in late 2021 I figured some stuff out and I transed my gender. My name is Ailbhe now (it’s pronounced AL-va), and my pronouns are she/her/hers. I’ve been on hormone replacement therapy since 2023 and while I’m still a human disaster I’m a much happier, healthier human disaster who feels more comfortable in her own skin than she ever has before. If you’re still following my silly little blog then I hope you’re also doing as well as a body can be in this, the year of Luigi 2025 :3

[speeedylesbian]

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

[present-future]

“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.

[speeedylesbian]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[sinnahsaint]

Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.

[vykodlak]

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

[realkaijuhavecurves]

[breeyn]

I think I’ve already reblogged this but too bad

[systlin]

Why is it so fun to mildly disgruntle cats.

Their liddle faces

[thingsfrommybrain]

people complain about “tumblr people” all the time but for the most part I feel like everyone who’s still on this website is mostly staying in their lane and having a good time. Being their best and weirdest selves. Idk I like it here