Just Things

This is just a website full of random (mostly geeky) things the internet has provided for mass consumption. Enjoy!

[glitteratti-moved]

there are people who sit down…..they sit down and they say “i have to do this thing i don’t want to do.” and they do the thing. they fucking do it. like what the fuck is up with that

[exposedconspiracies]

CONSPIRACY #71

Aliens abduct cows to drug them so that they can control the minds of the people who eat the drugged beef and take over the world.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cerberus Dog Costumes

Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet

[itscolossal]

New Architectural Sculptures by David Moreno Appear As Three Dimensional Drawings

[todd--chavez]

[stratusopacus]

The kids at my cousin’s school had to make posters of their personal heroes

[ommanyte]

me not reading the caption and trying to find a pattern

[cmirael]

glitter bomb

[youngsamberg]

THEYRE SO FUNNY FHDODHSKDHDJFH

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

[msmarvel]

whoop there it is.

[kellycrayon]

What comic is this?

[msmarvel]

For those asking, this is from Ms Marvel (2016) #15

[catchymemes]

[javisfreckles]

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[uppityamy]

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

[runfastsmokegrasseatass-deactiv]

:O

[penguinpaints]

*softly touches the ground* this place is……. ancient…

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

[yetimati]

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AN EXPERIENCE

[simonalkenmayer]

Firstly, this is what makes Tumblr an incredible power house of a medium of expression.

Second, this is the best thing I’ve ever seen and it’s something that I have never encountered before.

You new humans, you digital natives, I adore all of you.

[dovewithscales]

This made my night. It’s a study in both human nature and artistic style.

[planetofthe-dead]

The animals, the animals

Trap, trap, trap 'til the cage is full...

[bogleech]

Why is it that kinda creepy dudes almost universally seem to prefer the word “females” over saying “women?” Are they trying to sound academic or something? It’s like they’re talking about an animal species. “Let me describe my observations of THE FEMALES”

[screensavorstudios]

That’s because if you refer to a female as a “woman” you have to deal with the “Are you saying I look old” problem, and if you refer to her as a “girl” then you have to deal with “Are you saying I look like a child” problem.

The workings of the female mind us such a mystery that referring to them as seperate species is both the safest and most honest way to address them.

[maxknightley]

Have you spoken to a single woman in your life you fucking weirdo.

[marshallitdoor]

Imagine being as unaware as @screensavorstudios, way to out yourself as a creep whose never had contact with a woman

[screensavorstudios]

Hello, 

I am writing on this post again for two reasons.  First, is to acknowledge that this reply I made to this well over three years ago, was pretty dumb and was coming from someone who was in a primarily male dominated environment (the military) and this was the legally established way of referring to women in that setting, and the reasoning for it.  Our government decided that “female” was the safest way to refer to women.  I am not using that as an excuse though, the original post is totally correct, it is creepy and dehumanizing, and I apologize for my ignorance and trying to defend a life style, and unfortunately the military is a life style, that I can now see is horribly toxic.  I am proud to say that I am no longer in active duty, and after a long period of transition and self acceptance, I’m no longer part of that toxic life style either.  I am far more aware person than I was three years ago.  Aware of my privilege, the shit my society puts minorities through, and that it needs to change.  

The other reason I am writing this is because quite out of the blue this post got some how resurrected and I began receiving direct messages saying everything from “how small are your balls?” to “I’m so sad you haven’t killed yourself yet.”  One “unwoke” comment on a post over three years old is enough to message someone telling them to kill themself?  If there is any other reason for it I would love to know what I could have done on this site to warrant that, but this post has been the most controversial thing I’ve ever posted, and these messages only began after @bulbasaurfan93 @question-why-not and @manie-sans-delire-x commented and brought this post back.  I don’t know how it reached them, or why, but I would like to ask everyone who has been sending hateful messages to me over a three year old post that stemmed from obliviousness to please think twice over doing so.  

There is no reason to tell someone to kill themselves.  Period. 

[anexperimentallife]

Allow room for growth, y'all.

[deejay]

[tereassworld]

Were all messed up sometimes

[natsucki]

Just love him