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does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss

hashtagloveloses

HE KNOWS NOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE MAKES FUN OF HIM WITH IT

the-blorbosphere

John Mulaney: the English major who never read Shakespeare

weavemama

kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

weavemama

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck

thehighpriestofreverseracism

a full ever after of good luck

aidashakur

meowsapow

Same energy

inkskinned

humanity did a lot of things wrong but at least we got libraries, museums, and coffee shops right

kaijuno

“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2

NPR just went, “They’re poor, Harold.”

writterings

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

writterings

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

writterings

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

writterings

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

writterings

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

rexrattorum

You are the only valid manager

bee-martin

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19

bump-into-things

Hozier did an improvised Q&A on twitter tonight

And lastly, my favourite

You can’t dislike him. He Is We

not-all-the-prayers

The West Wing + tumblr text posts (54/?)

flowury

an open letter to the inventor of bread

hey. thanks

imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20

userzayn

A SAGA

weepingandgnashingofteeth

To Whom It May Concern:

catchymemes

hymnofvalefor

fuckthisbloganditscurses

Happiness Will Come To You.

12goblins

when tho

fuckthisbloganditscurses

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

zigxortega

zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

haroldtheyrewuhluhwuh

@captainsuperlesbian vdgsgdhgdhd

amystiago

jake and amy + their weird kinks, a thrilling saga

savannh-deactivated20190412

im watching the jonas brothers elvis duran interview and every time joe acts like hes going to reveal something kevin and nicks faces are fucking hilarious they look like they’re TERRIFIED

savannh-deactivated20190412

“are there any special guests we can look forward to?”

joe: “i don’t want to say any names but-”