Time Traveler From The 3rd Best 2086.

Greetings. I am a time traveler from the third best future. I left last on May 3, 2086. Ask me anything!! [A/N: This is an rp blog of semi comedic “spec”-fic. I will attempt to answer any question, as long as it is rated no more mature than ESRB T for Teen.]

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!

[third-best-future]

Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top? It cost like $100 bucks to travel through time.

[itsapmseymour]

can we get cyana tummy.. for the soul?

Tell ya what

1000 notes and I’ll provide

[gimmick-theif-xx-27]

The benefits of having alt accounts

[third-best-future]

Mm-hmm!!

[miiilowo]

Killing yourself shouldn't kill you. I should be able to die recreationally

[third-best-future]

yeah. we’re working on that dw.

[what-even-is-thiss]

For the love of god if your native language is different from the majority language of the country you’re living in don’t raise your baby speaking the local language. Either have each parent speak to them in a different language or only speak your native language at home. The kid will be okay. Get your native language in their head. You may think you’re helping them in the long term giving them the local language but no. When they’re an adult they’ll wonder why you never taught them your language. They can and will learn the local language in school. They’ll be okay. Produce more bilingual children. They are good for society.

[mistythedritten]

And also, being bilingual helps with executive function. Not all kids have to reach the same language development at the same time as everyone else, it’s okay to have your kid speaking in more complex sentences a month or so later than the “normal” kids.

[breserker]

I've studied the science linguistically but I'd like to put that aside. PLEASE teach your kid the native language. It can go so much deeper than "wondering why", it can create a schism-like pain when you know there's a heritage you have but all access has been cut off. Yes, ALL. If you're fortunate enough to visit the country of your native language but dont teach your kid, they will be miserable, quiet, and alone, and go through difficult phases of hating that heritage because the ladders were cut for them.

And in the United States, this starts young. I've seen teachers tell a Kazakhstani parent that she should tell her kid to speak English INSTEAD. The kid was 2 and a half. A friend's five year old told him "Dad this is America we dont speak Chinese". If you don't teach your kid your native language this country will wrest all pride and heritage from them by force. An occasional visit or two to the home country will not stop the bleeding.

The pain of not speaking the language of my heritage is something I don't wish on anyone. And that language is one of the most spoken in the world, imagine if your native language is rarer. What happens? What happens?

[jv]

When you read this post in a different context than the US, everything is very confusing until you realize it's written from a US perspective where being bilingual is something almost exclusive of the children of immigrants.

There are millions and millions of us for whom our native language is very much not the majority language of our country, but at the same time is our local language (and the majority language acts as our second language).

[what-even-is-thiss]

There are endangered languages on every continent of the world because people teach their children the majority language instead of their native language so I very much doubt that this problem doesn’t exist where you are.

[third-best-future]

You’ve gotta keep these things alive for the future.

[third-best-future]

Is America still the most fucked country?

Also healthcare, better be cheaper

Not the most fucked at any point, but less fucked. Healthcare is finally on par with the rest of the world in everywhere but the Deep South, after it split off in the 2nd American civil war.

America is no longer a single country, but a NATO like union of 5 countries, not including the also-allied Canada and Mexico.

United Western Coast

(CA, WA, OR and parts of Texas (a little past Austin))

Southern Christian Federation

Basically the confederacy except less of the east coast territories and less of texas.

New England

(New England)

Empirial State

(NY and NJ)

Midwest Union

(Basically Everything else)

[third-best-future]

Oh and Alaska is Independent and Hawaii is part of the Oceanic Economic Union.

[third-best-future]

Midwest Union’s proper name is the United States of Midwest America, and they technically are continuous from the USA

[contrastparadoxx]

My uncle just sent this to me

He understands my level of humor

[ask-the-fishdick-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

[badtutmind-deactivated20230806]

Reblog if you want Asks/Messages from your followers in your inbox

[machathehusk]

Gimme

[unstable-and-horny]

Send more asks please!

[third-best-future]

do I have followers? Anyways please send me asks ab 2065!!

[third-best-future]

How do you time travel? Is it like in doctor who where you have a device to travel through time and space or something else?

I go in a box, and then it basically rotates through the temporal dimension and I can see the timestream (do not attempt if photosensitive) and target it, then I get into position and rotate back.

[third-best-future]

What happened to the first and second best futures??

ok so the second best future has been cut off by the fifth worst future, and the best future accidentally broke themselves off the multiverse while killing god.

[third-best-future]

Also it should be noted that this ranking does not include minor variations, which are practically too close to target accurately (really fucking sucks not being able to find friends in another timeline btw)

[third-best-future]

What happened to the first and second best futures??

ok so the second best future has been cut off by the fifth worst future, and the best future accidentally broke themselves off the multiverse while killing god.

[junk-thunder]

it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

[third-best-future]

He is also surprisingly fond of animal crossing.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went back in time to 1950 and in a store I found official Hatsune Miku testosterone.

[third-best-future]

Ah, no, that’s 2059. Close though.

[third-best-future]

Is America still the most fucked country?

Also healthcare, better be cheaper

Not the most fucked at any point, but less fucked. Healthcare is finally on par with the rest of the world in everywhere but the Deep South, after it split off in the 2nd American civil war.

America is no longer a single country, but a NATO like union of 5 countries, not including the also-allied Canada and Mexico.

United Western Coast

(CA, WA, OR and parts of Texas (a little past Austin))

Southern Christian Federation

Basically the confederacy except less of the east coast territories and less of texas.

New England

(New England)

Empirial State

(NY and NJ)

Midwest Union

(Basically Everything else)

[third-best-future]

Oh and Alaska is Independent and Hawaii is part of the Oceanic Economic Union.

[third-best-future]

Is America still the most fucked country?

Also healthcare, better be cheaper

Not the most fucked at any point, but less fucked. Healthcare is finally on par with the rest of the world in everywhere but the Deep South, after it split off in the 2nd American civil war.

America is no longer a single country, but a NATO like union of 5 countries, not including the also-allied Canada and Mexico.

United Western Coast

(CA, WA, OR and parts of Texas (a little past Austin))

Southern Christian Federation

Basically the confederacy except less of the east coast territories and less of texas.

New England

(New England)

Empirial State

(NY and NJ)

Midwest Union

(Basically Everything else)

[always-arousedxxx]

Reblog if you want one of these in your ask box:

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

•A compliment

•A story

•Why you follow me

•A cute message

•One thing you want to tell me

•One thing you want to know about me

[lunarrspark333]

•an enemy

[chaos-triangle]

I’d like that!

[thestuffedalligator]

You’re a time traveller in seventeenth century England, and today you decide to swing by the local playhouse. The play they’re showing today isn’t Shakespeare, but that’s still cool, you might be watching some play that was lost to history.

And it’s good, it’s something about two alchemists and their quest to find the philosopher’s stone. But as the play goes on, you get this little. Thing in your brain that you don’t think about until the intermission.

And it’s while you’re at Ye Olde concession stand that you realize that the play you’ve been watching has been, beat for beat, the plot of Fullmetal Alchemist.

And you’re standing in the theatre with your mouth full of Ye Olde Poppéd Grains, because. What the fuck what does that mean. Is it a coincidence? Did Hiromu Arakawa base her manga off this forgotten seventeenth century English play? Is the playwright another time traveller preemptively ripping off Fullmetal Alchemist a full four centuries before it’ll ever be written? How the fuck do you respond to this

[third-best-future]

Oh lol this has happened to me once with fucking adventure time. I think they were trying to erase it from the timeline but they failed bc their version was terrible and the play got forgotten. Good thing, too, else I would have never seen the AT-3000 series.