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x-kiwi-03

Here, take this sacred Chisaki for your long and dreadful journey.

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

sandmandaddy69

ruinedchildhood

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nayters

bubblegum-sullivan-13

I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

lastoneout

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

fieldbears

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.

teaboot

as a human being who enjoys having a good time, I enjoy seeing other human beings having a good time, and will actively choose options where I can enable good times to happen

yeahiwasintheshit

partypuppynastja

For any wondering: their sins (not the fun kind) are many, but most notably they are actively homophobic, transphobic, and exploit people who are homeless to do unpaid work in return for the worst lodgings possible under strict Christian rules and somehow those rules tend to end up with people's belongings being stolen "removed".

rookiebe

petitelappin

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

39theonario

the first snowy day in Resembool

pss-pss

sogyvegy

It’s baby month say hello to baby

togidemicomics

I AM A THOUSAND TONS. I AM AN INCONVENIENCE. I CAN HEAR YOUR LEG BONES FRACTURE UNDER MY TRAGIC BOTTOM. SOMEONE ASSASSINATE ME

dihydrogenmonoxideawareness

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

etherealastraea

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.