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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
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oops! i ate some frozen tilapia and i feel my body rejecting it oh god
oh god not this
if i listed everything i did wrong with this one meal i think i would owe my followers for emotional damage
no you guys will be mad at me :(
I cooked tilapia in an air fryer i didnt clean before using that i cooked chicken in a few days earlier
Oh sweetheart. No.
its ok i have health insurance
I lived bitch
nighttime treat ten year anniversary
what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years
"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"
It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:
TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!
"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.
Report the broken ads.
Thank you.
They are not supposed to automatically redirect you without you clicking them, they are not supposed to cause a pop-up, they are not supposed to freeze your screen.
This is all bugs or malicious advertising which is also against tumblers ad policy. You should report all ads which do this.
Let’s get rid of those horrible monopoly ads, together.
I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
Why must I be awake.
#another victim of the woke agenda
@natalieironside what's it like being one of the funniest mother fuckers on the planet?
i wanna talk about this shot
if forum signatures still existed this would be mine
God fucking damn it
@loss-detector
It does annoy me that whenever someone asks why kids don’t go outside these days that people immediately jump to how “everything is built around cars these days. You realize that cars weren’t invented in the 80s right?
The reason kids don’t go outside as much is a fun three way collision between Reagan era stranger danger, Clinton era crimejerking, and the bush era explosion in the availability of cell phones. Honorable mention to post-9/11 paranoia.
Kids stay indoors and play video games because the incentive to go outside (controlled escape from supervision, a relatively open commons) are gone when mom and dad keep you on a silicon leash and track you by GPS while cops get called if you’re in the vicinity of a 7/11 for more than 30 seconds.
Everyone wants the kids to go outside until they’re kids outside, then it’s “where are your parents?” Because Americans police the time of youth so completely it’s a wonder that kids manage to have any kind of life at all.
girl help the reactionaries have found this post
does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it
I'm glad everyone is alive rn
I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot
Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”
This kitty’s sunset viewings! I am grateful for this!!!
i got a 100% on this bostonian-to-english quiz but i grew up near boston..... i'm curious what you guys get. there's a couple things in here i didn't even know are regionalisms + a couple things i hadn't heard before but could parse pretty easily from context. tag/reply with what you got and if you're familiar with the area or not!
7/14 some of the ones I got wrong were because I picked the snarkiest, meanest sounding answer and it turned out, nope that's a sandwich not a vermonter 😂
new boot goofin
Tracking those paw prints all over the place...
Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.
#the fact that 'can prove access to an online account at least 12 years old' or even 'account to be verified is itself fully 18 years old'#AREN'T accepted methods of age verification is such a telling sign of what the real purpose of age-gating laws is:#data harvesting and deanonymization and the buildout of state-controllable ways to restrict both content and internet access itself en masse (via @shinelikethunder )
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