SHEER OPTIMISM

I'm Celia, I live in the USA, I'm bi and if I'm Shinji and you're Shinji, who is piloting the mech? Team Instinct

[lady-of-the-spirit]

I may not know anything about Doctor Who, but I respect the hell out of Rose Tyler for being in more fics on AO3 than the Doctor.

[tinyconfusion]

[welcometoyouredoom]

A book crystallized in the ocean

[blluish]

oh mood

[raychleadele]

NO NO NO.

This was not crystallized by the ocean. People. No. This is why artist credit is SO DAMN IMPORTANT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE MISINFORMED HERE.

Alexis Arnold is an artist who creates crystallized books. Her work is amazing and beautiful, she’s made dozens of these.

This particular one was not made by her, however, it was actually created by Catherine McEver - who was inspired to try it after seeing a show of Alexis Arnold’s work. It’s literally the first picture on Google image results if you search for “crystallized books” and she posted about it on her blog showing other process shots as she made it.

TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN ARE BEING DEPRIVED OF CREDIT FOR THEIR CREATIVITY BECAUSE THIS FALSE INFORMATION IS BEING SPREAD. FUCK THAT.

[hylianshrinemaiden]

Considering how many times I’ve seen the uncredited post on my dash I’m finally going to reblog it, with the proper credits.

[k8katbloggity]

I looked her up and these sculptures are really cool like look at these,

Like they’re so cool!

[apostatively]

#look the only version of the fountainhead that can actually be mistaken for art

omg. you. you are amazing and I fucking love you

[rip-paramour]

The forbidden dried fruit candy

[ohhumbleoddity]

These are so cool! Here are links to both artists:

Catherine McEver’s blog

Alexis Arnold’s website

[c-bassmeow]

[beyonslayed]

I hate that it's 2019 and I have to accept that this sentence both makes sense and makes no sense

[mondrians]

I think it’s funnier if you read it as a straight girl talking to other straight girls

[mjalti]

@ every girl who thinks “maybe I’m being paranoid” about ur instincts about a guy.... you’re not.

[goawfma]

sksdjsjjskkjsjs

[gaynfl-moved]

depression and being in the closet stole my teenage years from me so if you catch me doing some juvenile shit in my late twenties mine your own damn business

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[oozmart]

Yall call yourselves Monster Fuckers, but what about Monster LOVERS???  Where will you be when that toothy tall bastard comes to you with flowers and a ring?  You’re just gonna tell them you USED THEM???  Grow up and COMMIT to that monster you COWARDS

[plutojester]

[oozmart]

This is hands down the best edition to my post thank you

[civilizationkills]

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

[whatshouldntbe]

ay op is right where that witch from brave at i just wanna talk

[hennuswennus]

yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki

[norbah]

There’s also the general problem with the idea of speaking Parseltongue.

Snakes are deaf.

[siverfanweedo]

maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes 

[foxgirlbeans]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[madamephantom]

WE FUCKIN KILLED CORSOLA

[glumshoe]

My mother asked me how long ago we carved this pumpkin and I suddenly realized that we’ve had this horrible nasty old shriveled up mummified jack-o-lantern hanging off the side of our house for at LEAST five years and now we’re emotionally attached to it.

[glumshoe]

Found a picture of him as a young man:

[glumshoe]

Nothing... he did this to himself. We tried to preserve other pumpkins by using bleach or salting them and they all just rotted away into mush.

But this guy? This guy mummified himself voluntarily and never smelled bad or attracted animals. Here he is middle-aged:

God I love him. I hope he blesses our house with longevity.

[sunfortune]

twilight sucks bc 99% of its plot Hinges on the cullens being otherworldly hot and that movie had all of them looking like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

[tacticianofylisse]

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

[tacticianofylisse]

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

[havanasliu]

men will watch the most trash shit ever released but when it comes to a girl squad movie it needs to meet the highest bar to be considered watchable and worthy of their oh so valuable time lol i have to laugh

[astrangeenchantedboy]

i was thinking abt that earlier bc my coworker said "so birds of prey doesn't look very good" and i said "i don't care if it's the most trash ass movie ever made, i'm excited and i'm GONNA watch it!" he said "what, just because they're women" and i said "uh. yeah."

especially in genres, women are held to a weirdly high standard. there are like eight fucking movies where tom cruise plays himself in ridiculous high-stakes spy settings and no one bitches that they're unrealistic or stupid or whatever but margot robbie does it once and suddenly it's all about the integrity of the art.

[deeperwells]

Men will fully see 11 Fast and Furious movies and 7 spinoffs to “support the boys” or whatever but the second a girl movie comes out theyre all film majors

[hungwy]

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

[despazito]

releasing a roomba into the greek forums