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I've got like 8 more bad customer service interactions until I McFreaking lose it

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]

[cutecipher]

heres an "airport theory" for you: when its late at night the planes get tucked into big blankets to sleep

[megid0nt]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[whirligig-girl]

[flanneldragon]

[antimony-ore]

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

[socpens]

cmon... lady luck!

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[dogshitdotnet]

fucker talk with me

[sandmandaddy69]

[flipchild]

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

There

[jgdfjjggh-deactivated20250520]

[pissvortex]

WHITE PHARAOH ALIVE IN PITTSBURGH

[germanknifemommy-deactivated202]

[noelle-ism]

[fatbitchheftynaturals]

[roxylalonde]

[seshrat]

oh man. it took forever to carry this picnic basket out into the woods but now i get to enjoy my delicious picnic. this is gonna be so