This is Not a Horcrux

Hi, I'm Allison! This blog has slowly descended into a mish-mash of things I like or find funny. This is NOT a spoiler free blog for pretty much any t.v. show. BTS Sideblog at dancinghobi because I'm trash for them and it would overwhelm my dash. Enjoy!

[marveldaily]

Thunderbolts* dir. Jake Schreier | 2025

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

an underrated psych bit imo

[anthropoetics]

why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[protoindoeuropean]

Protestants be shoppin

[lucerei]

[elamarth-calmagol]

Trainwreck of a post

[felicitykings]

CLOAK AND DAGGER (2018-2019) ↳ 2.10 Level Up

[donuts-multifandom-hellhole]

Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

[sleepymccoy]

@makaeru peer review cos this made me check when the Sumerians happened and I forget how recent history is for every other continent. 7000 - 8000 years ago just isn't that long when you're in Australia, and the amount of detailed history we have access to here is wonderful and should be recognised more internationally

Source (non Aboriginal)

And a quote I picked out from a longer interview with an Aboriginal local elder about the area where he touched on the history

Source (the rest of the interview is really interesting and all transcribed, have a look if you're curious)

[chaotic-archaeologist]

This is part of my Ancient Civilizations class that I teach, which does a whole week about Australia and the Torres Strait Islands because I was sick of never seeing them represented in USAmerican history contexts. With the help of @micewithknives and @acearchaeologist I've learned so many incredible things about Australia's past and it's been incredibly rewarding to share them with students.

[aggressivelybicaptainamerica]

My favorite fact about Aboriginal oral history is the fact that we pretty recently discovered that the Aboriginal myth of the 7 Sisters, an origin story for the Pleiades star cluster, accurately reflects a point TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO when two stars in the constellation got close enough together to no longer be distinguishable by the naked eye.

The story? 6 sisters running from something that took their 7th sister.

[jinkohhh]

as a gilgar gunditj woman, i was not expecting to see my culture on my dash.

thank you for spreading our words and treating our culture with respect.

[megpie71]

Boosting signal.

[justgot1]

Echoes from the ancient human past, wonderful.

[meret118]

Their oral history also contains stories about hunting prehistoric megafauna too. Native Australians are the oldest existing culture on earth, which is even more amazing considering how hard the british tried to wipe it out.

Budji Bim volcano.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I actually looked up the story of The Seven Sisters / Pleiades on Wikipedia, the other day, 'cause I woke up from a dream that mentioned how ancient that story was. And I wanted to check how much of that was invented in-dream, and how much I was remembering something I learned while I was awake.

According to that article, some astronomers think that story is not ten thousand years old; they believe it to be a Hundred Thousand years old.

[the-elf-witch-from-space]

in the Haudenosaunee stories, we have the same 7 sisters, they danced without eating until they started to rise into the sky. One looked back to their parents and she became a falling star.

Independently we have almost the same story, even though we lived on the complete opposite of Earth

[rozrozhollander]

multifandom meme > [9/9] superheroes - alina starkov (shadow and bone)

[rhaenyratargeryen]

LEWIS PULLMAN as Bob Reynolds — Thunderbolts* / The New Avengers (2025)

[linusbenjamin]

Yelena Belova + Bob (◕ᴗ◕✿) Thunderbolts* 2025 | dir. Jake Schreier

[clarkent]

“not all men” you’re right. superman would never do this.

[clarkent]

unrelated side note: that daily planet reporter clark kent would also never do this.

[davinaclaires]

Thunderbolts* (2025) dir. Jake Schreier

[starsanchor]

Thunderbolts* proving it really was the friends they made along the way

I love them dearly <3

[coralinejones]

the difference between their reactions to john falling is killing me 😭😭😭

[tolyasword]

yelena mentioning alexei in

HAWKEYE 1.04

[marveldaily]

Thunderbolts* dir. Jake Schreier | 2025

[littletonpace]

Julian Dana William McMahon (27 July 1968 – 2 July 2025)

Well, shit.

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[rhaenyratargeryen]

FLORENCE PUGH & LEWIS PULLMAN as Yelena Belova Bob Reynolds — Thunderbolts* / The New Avengers (2025)