Eat the Rich

Madeline, they/them, 26. Gender: the movie Willow. Pick a god and pray.

[henricavyll]

The various things that Jareth does with the crystal balls (rolling them around his arms and in his hands and so forth) are not camera tricks or any other kind of special effect. They are actually done by choreographer Michael Moschen, who is an accomplished juggler. Moschen was actually crouched behind Bowie with his arm(s) replacing Bowie’s. Unlike a typical Muppet performance, however, he had no video screen to view his performance. In other words, his manipulations were performed completely blind.─ IMDB Trivia DAVID BOWIE as “Jareth, King of The Goblins” in Labyrinth  MICHAEL MOSCHEN ─ Choreographed and performed with crystal balls as David Bowie’s hands

[bakwaaas]

is anyone else like....... exhausted? just way too tired? mentally and physically? and you look at other people your age who seem to be doing fine and you feel so dysfunctional and broken because normal adult tasks and responsibilities just feel way too overwhelming and you can’t cope and

[exit152]

if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

[jimbowned]

I’ll take “things people who don’t understand clinical depression say” for $500,Alec.

[exit152]

hmmm interesting theory considering how I’m on 40 mg of Prozac daily & see a therapist regularly bcuz I’m actively suicidal the majority of the time but sure, go ahead & be a dick on my light hearted post about something small u can do to momentarily relieve some of the crushing burden on ur life lol

[himejoshikomaeda]

[piss-bong]

Anyways here’s an article that explains why opening windows is good for your mental (and physical) health and can help to reduce symptoms of depression

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

congrats to the ARAs who got facebook to ban animal sales. shortly before then, many rare heritage chicken breeds were getting much needed attention to save the breeds thanks to various agricultural facebook pages highligting them. but now, with the ban of animal sales on facebook, those heritage breeds have become damn near impossible to find again. guess what that means? the breeds will begin dying out again. people will go back to hatcheries who mass produce unhealthy chicken breeds in horrible conditions. folks will always buy chickens, but now instead of buying them from ethical breeders on facebook they’ll be supporting a terrible industry, woohoo.

hope y’all are proud.

[gendercontender]

We are, actually!

Slowly but surely your industry will go extinct, just like those breeds of chicken!

thanks for the love and attention uwu

[pangur-and-grim]

I think this interaction is very important for people to see.

animal welfare advocates work to make sure heritage, healthy breeds survive as an alternative to corporate breeds like the Cornish X, which grow so quickly that their legs eventually collapse under their own ballooning flesh. heritage breeds like the Brahma, Cochin, and Legbar (left to right below) grow and lay at a normal life, and can happily scratch about, dig holes in your grass to nap in, rip the leaves off your garden plants one by one, and make very funny sounds with their functional beautiful bodies, all while providing you with food.

‘animal rights’ advocates like @gendercontender​ would prefer a world in which the relationship between chickens and their keepers (and the chickens themselves) did not exist. I would go ask Tallgeese, Yennefer, Anzu, Milkshake, Henny and Perchy what they think of all this, but fortunately they’re too busy tearing apart a fresh green head of lettuce like the tiny funny velociraptors they are.

[groundwater]

fuck him on the forest floor friday

[ms-demeanor]

Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.

HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.

HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.

Featuring Helpful Sections such as:

Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them

Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone

What the Everloving Fuck is Probate

Some Simple Dos and Don’ts

Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials

How to plan a non-religious death party

So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit

This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures.

It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.

I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.

Good luck!

(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)

[saffronhare]

This is so radically kind, thank you

[ms-demeanor]

You’re welcome!

Life is short, kindness is what we’ve got.

When my mom died it wasn’t exactly unexpected but it was still sooner than we all thought it would happen. It was a huge punch in the guts and the thought of making things and not being able to show her and share them with her still hurts but in that first month it was like drowning.

So I made this for her, and shared it with and showed it to other people who are hurting, because my momma didn’t raise a quitter but she sure did raise a softhearted fool who wants everyone to feel a little more loved and a little more worthy and a little less alone.

I love you. Take care. Be kind.

[gothiccharmschool]

This is important, useful, and so very damn kind.

[ilsa-fireswan]

I have passed this resource on to a number of family members who have dealt with sudden death this past year and a half. Every single one, even the ones going through it for the second time in a year, have used it and appreciated it.

[ms-demeanor]

I just verified that the links are still working on this because of the google security update, but if you’re having trouble opening it let me know and I’ll happily reupload it!

[timemachineyeah]

Listen “left on read” is a funny meme but this is your regular reminder to just turn off your read receipts

[timemachineyeah]

This!!! Go into your phone!!! Turn this off!!! It is not anyone’s business what exact time you saw a message or how long you waited to compose a reply. Turn off your read receipts!!!

[feefal]

Life and death, in motion➰

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

hey can u please take a moment to stop scrolling and watch this

even if u cant do anything personally this info needs to be known so please boost this

link to the tiktok

link to their bio

link to the website they mention

link to their instagram

and here’s some article links to what’s talked about in the video x x x x x

[vicshush]

[Text ID :

A TikTok video made by @shinanova shows a woman in a black sleeveless shirt, dangling white (feather? fur?) earrings, and a gray fur cuff on her wrist pointing to captions between still photos illustrating the issue. Soft electronic music plays on the background.

Captions read : "Did you know how insanely expensive food costs in indigenous communities?"

Cartons of strawberries are shown on grocery shelves for 14.39. Kraft smooth peanut butter jars for 11.19. Bottles of Heinz ketchup for 16.79. Bags of green grapes for 28.19. Photos of protestors follow : Two tall men in ball caps and a third, shorter person in a fur lined hood. The man in the middle holds two signs on pieces of cardboard that read "Stop the crazy prices!" and "I have to feed my family!" The third person also holds a sign on a large yellow piece of posterboard, but the text is cut off by the framing. Two more people holding signs on orange and yellow posterboards, respectively. Posters read "High cost food in Nunavut" and "Food is expensive in Nunavut". Returning to the woman making the video, she points to more captions : "What can you do? Spread awareness about the issue. Support Indigenous People's and donate. Share the causes you find most important at Www.UnwreckTheFuture.Com to fight food insecurity" followed by an emoji of a solidarity/fight the power fist (hand closed into a fist, viewed from the thumb curled in front of the knuckles)

/end text]

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

hi op here please try to reblog the version with the id now please

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[meltingangels]

Pathetic Gamer dudes: *Crying about the Thor design, ignoring how not only is it more accurate to the Norse Myths, but is a body that actually looks strong and badass; like a Strongman competitor*

My Reaction:

[chaosroid]

Have these people ever seen what professional weightlifters look like? Eddie Hall, Mark Henry, Lasha Talakhadze…they could all probably crush your head like a melon. 

Try punching that kind of stomach. See how quick your wrist breaks. 

For a Norse god that’s been known for being a warrior who drank a lot and was gluttonous (he literally ate an entire oxe by himself and drank a quarter of the sea), this is a better depiction than any Hollywood v-shaped ken doll. This Thor is an absolute unit.  

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Go Propaganda Posters made by Erin Lovett

[renthony]

This morning as I was mixing cheese slices into my grits, I had a thought that really stuck in my craw.

A lot of the “shitty, gross American food” that people want to make fun of and accuse people of not knowing how to cook over? It’s poverty food.

American cheese. Casseroles. Plain noodles with butter. White bread. Margarine. Canned tuna. Starches and sugars and lipids.

They’re cheap. They’re all a lot of people have. 

I’m really self-conscious about a lot of my family’s treasured recipes, because they are absolutely dishes that were born out of poverty desperation. A lot of people who didn’t grow up eating them would find them weird at best and downright repulsive at worst, no matter that they actually taste pretty good if you can get over your classism.

And that’s not even going into the racism inherent in mocking a lot of American poverty foods that were created by Black people. Not sure that’s my place as a white person.

I just…I get so tired of people mocking foods that are largely consumed by people living in abject poverty, especially when it goes beyond just talking about processed ready-to-eat frozen foods and becomes a mockery of actual cooked dishes that people take time and effort to prepare.

You think we should eat better? You come feed us.

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I find it funny how often people on this website complain about someone misusing the word trigger, only to turn around and misuse it in an entirely different way by claiming that triggers only cause PTSD flashbacks.

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Walking up some steep stairs left your joints aching and pained? Arthritis trigger.

An offhand and joking comment from a friend left you terrified that they can read your mind? Psychosis trigger.

An interruption to your routine left you floundering and unable to continue your day? Autism trigger.

Your coworker's new perfume left your head swimming and pounding and now you feel like you might throw up? Migraine trigger.

Odd snow animations in your favorite video game caused you to have a seizure? Epilepsy trigger.

A sudden bout of stress in your life left your body screaming in pain and exhaustion? Fibromyalgia trigger.

The sound of a door slamming left you frozen and silent out of fear of being noticed? PTSD trigger.

Triggers are incredible varied and come in countless forms and can affect countless things. They aren't just about flashbacks and I would even go so far as to argue that actual flashbacks are probably one of the least common results of a trigger.

[thedreamthieves]

the internet has fucking poisoned your brains GJSKFJSKFNK

[drneverland]

Ding ding ding! Nailed it in one!

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

It’s rough out there for a 30 year old. Too old for tumblr, too young for love.

[cipheramnesia]

New madonna-whore complex just dropped, the infant-hag complex.

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

@cipheramnesia This is so accurate it hurts.

[tommyholland]

Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO

[sleepiesoft]

ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970

[crazy-brazilian]

apparently people are annoyed because the thor in the new god of war looks like a strongman instead of a bodybuilder lmao

[crazy-brazilian]

[mr-deep-downer]

and they made his hair red (which is historically accurate to the myth)? Wig

[white-cishet-snail]

What an absolute lad.

[visja]

[espanolbot2]

The funny/sad thing is that apparently way back in the day when Thor, Loki and Odin appeared in Sandman, Neil Gaiman said that there were irate Marvel fans that were mad that Thor was depicted as a kinda loutish guy with red hair rather than the image of Avenger!Thor (blond, winged helmet, formal Shakespearean dialogue) they were used to.

[taigan-hse]