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star trek (tos) studies

Genuinely one of my favorite things about TNG is how often they're just doing art for fun. Riker's been playing trombone since he was a kid and he really enjoys it and also he is Not Good. Dr. Crusher is stalking the halls trying to rope all her friends and acquaintances into joining her community theater productions and musical reviews even if they've never been on stage before. They're constantly going to their crewmates' music recitals and poetry readings, and some of these people are impressively good at what they do but some of them are just getting started or content to stay at beginner level. They're having fun! They don't have to be prodigies in order to be involved with art because engaging with art on whatever level has value of its own! THIS is what I want to see in my post-scarcity socialist space future. Will Riker's bad trombone playing is load-bearing, actually.

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

bunjywunjy

8/10 but fuck, OW.

#10/10 but i would not have been able to get a couple of them if there had not been options #also i was holding my phone like three feet away from my face with my glasses all the way down my nose

seizethegay420

stickandthorn

I’d die on the hill that “stranger danger” is a deeply unhelpful mentality to have. “Ooooh everyone is out to get me they’re all gonna perpetrate harm that’s actually more likely to come from someone I already know. I better never talk to anyone in my community who I don’t already know, just to be safe. I’m sure there are no other biases interwoven with this mentality” like oh my god human traffickers do not just randomly spawn in every parking lot. You don’t have to go solo hitchhiking across the country but you also don’t have to live in fear that every guy on the street is the knife man who’s gonna get you. Like have situational awareness, yeah. But most of the time the guy on the street is not knife man he’s actually just a guy on the street and he’s probably pretty chill, and you’re driving yourself crazy by living in a constant state of unnecessary fear.

#i have felt this way for a LONG time #its really sad actually how many people are just so frightened by their neighbors #i work in a public facing job where we serve a pretty diverse group of people (public library)#and the number of people and collegues who have commented on how it must be scary for me to work there alone?#yeah it just saddens me

unhappytogekiss

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Feels like a bad idea maybe

melongrrrl

@thislightsaberkillsfascists

thislightsaberkillsfascists

Finally! The perfect getaway!

#i lose a couple fingers to frostbite get scurvy and am eaten by a polar bear #the ideal vacation!

wetorturedsomefolks

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

#i have quite literally had this exact thought before #i would be such a good schemeing eunuch

fantasmadebarovia

(to the tune of valjean’s soliloquy) what have i done / sweet jesus what have i done / become a pink pony girl / and now i dance at the club

fantasmadebarovia

(to the tune of pink pony club) g-d what have you done / become a thief in the night / and a dog on the run oh mama

zinesbycee

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

pierogiy

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

#the works of vermin #i was doing this *at work*#and usually that might be an exaggeration but no #i was pacing biting my fist screaming silently crying staring into space and breathing deeply #AT WORK #hiron ennes

perenial

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

perenial

#quite literally have spent a whole day at work just perusing this very Wikipedia page #that one and “list of individual trees” are my absolute favorites

redstonedust

its good to acknoweldge the hollowness of revenge but sometimes you really do just need a story about someone who gets hurt and then kills and kills and kills and kills their enemies. its cathartic, babey.

awesome-chameleon

"there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's no point in killing you" and "there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you" are two themes that can and should co-exist

#Monkey Man #i can not stress this enough the movie you are looking for is monkey man #“we must stop the cycle of violence!” <- a statement made only by the literal villain of the movie #while dev patel beats serial predators to death with a sparkly high heel #seriously that move GETS it