Some Of Us Have Noodle Arms And Others Boy Hips

WHOOMP THERE IT IS

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in my notifications

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high comedy

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Dom bottom:

[elreyputo]

Her pussy lips fat

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[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

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and btw the seas are fully dried up

[loveamongthesailors]

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

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how would the bus driver know when to stop

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[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

From Hark, A Vagrant, and I absolutely love it.

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This is the funniest thing anyone has ever done regarding The Yellow Wallpaper

[jurisffiction]

unimaginably cruel

[asundergrowth]

Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

[itsaubreylmfao]

beer is my second language

[puciboi-deactivated20201125]

beers a liquid, not a language

[itsaubreylmfao]

lmao I went to harvard law and majored in beerology I think I know what I’m talking about nerd

[glutko]

Was on the Minecraft seeds subreddit when I found what could be one of the greatest seeds ever found. Special thanks go to Plebiain and Seed Hunt for finding this.

It has many rare biomes within 2048 blocks of the world’s origin. There’s mega taiga, ice spikes, extreme hills, shattered savanna, a flower forest, and even a mushroom island. Hell, you even spawn near a bamboo jungle and some eroded badlands.

To make things even better, there are at least two of each structure, also within 2048 blocks of the origin. Igloos. Portals. Swamp huts. And, of course, mansions. 

The seed is 1191961552361, and works with the last two updates. It should be roughly the same on Bedrock.

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[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

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[blackboyjoy]

The Tenants Who Evicted Their Landlord

Covid-19 has revealed the depths of the nation’s rental housing crisis — but a group of Minneapolis tenants has shown that a different futur

[ruinedchildhood]

Some kid 20 years from now: What was 2020 like?

Me:

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the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[bulletsandvampires]

this one happened to me today

[kimpossibooty]

Today in class we were asked to write personal statements for college applications and I found out I shouldn’t write anything after having an energy drink

[kimpossibooty]

So everyone kept asking and today I got my grade and she called it “brash” but gave me an A+

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