thorinsflute

just a person looking for some funny

[kiraadesu]

[zertical]

This is off the Bermuda Triangle,  where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved

[captainspensaurus-deactivated20]

Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation: methane vents which have been discovered in that region. 

Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink.

Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky.

Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color, and the “ghost ships” reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle.

[k1ssyourknuckles-deactivated201]

Fucking science, man.

[treewizarded]

so

the bermuda triangle

is caused

by ocean farts

[claraswinchesters-deactivated20]

#there are two types of people

[tseecka]

tag your spoilers some of us want to keep the mystery in our lives thank

[adeles]

You know who you are. Who you truly are.

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[ruinedchildhood]

[thorinsflute]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[sunandreign-deactivated20171022]

Dutch recipes: if you didn’t mash it you fucked up.

[giant-spider-boyfriend]

Midwestern Recipes: It has neither enough potatoes, cheese, or eggs, continue adding till none of them are recognizable.

[anjoholegacy]

Southern Recipes: fry a whole chicken, add butter, boil everything in your garden in one pot (even the weeds), Add Butter, serve with sweet tea, ADD BUTTER

[answrs]

millennial recipes: unwrap block of 10 cent ramen. eat.

[bog-dweller]

English recipes part 2: taste it. Does it taste of anything? You fucked up.

[battlships]

Jewish recipes: You’re using your mother’s recipe but do you ever call her?

[grawly]

lmao bye

[hellotailor]

#aesthetic

[miskatonicwater]

but is it running Doom yet

[hollowct]

they did!

(source)

[miskatonicwater]

of  COURSE

[just-a-lizard-king-blog]

For all you writers out there

I hope this helps :3

[scalar]

my nayme is Luke and wen i fite to free my frends from Jabbas might and sav the rebels from despair - i rayse my leg. i kik the air.

[thedoormann]

so the overwatch sale ends tomorrow so guess what i just bought for $30

[thedoormann]

[gothicprep]

[ignisgayentia]

[totalparksandrec]

[doppelgender]

got banned from my last dungeons & dragons campaign for insisting that paladin was pronounced like paula deen

[nzdad-deactivated20170410]

im thirsty af for

a healthy relationship with a significant other in which we both love and support each other and genuinely enjoy being in each others company

[whyactlikeahuman]

[moirainedamodred]

Saw Gerrera used to say one fighter with a sharp stick and nothing left to lose can take the day. They have no idea we’re coming. They have no reason to expect us. If we can make it to the ground we’ll take the next chance, and the next. On and on until we win… or the chances are spent.