That's not a cure, that's a Metroid...

Suffering here since 2010. This is mostly a fandom blog. Taurus, Hufflepuff, Druid, Team Rocket in Disguise, Hoarder of Eevees, Plus Ultra & Starco Supporter!

[laquilasse]

Robin pile!! Available as a print on my Etsy, and as a travel mug on Redbubble!

- Reblog, Do Not Repost! -

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[cometcrystal]

many ways to read this and all are good

puts his arm around everyone as an excuse to put his arm around daphne

puts his arm around members of his polycule

he just loves his friends a lot

[phantoms-lair]

Fred just enjoys sitting like that and the others take advantage for snuggle time

[underbellamy-deactivated2023100]

me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

me: *is afraid to ask people for help at stores* *stutters when ordering take out* *runs as fast as i can out of a room after i shut the lights off in case the shadow monsters try to get me* *will refuse to go back into a room after seeing a spider until i know for a fact it is gone* 

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

the turkey swiss on rye incident

[silver-cirquit-blog]

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

[doggoschmoggo-deactivated201905]

this is like a book

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The best part of this is that Tina from HR could’ve sent that last one as a private email. She didn’t have to call him out in public like that. But she did. Because he deserved it.

[wessasaurus-rex]

I wanna know if he got fired 

[the-grays-of-ink]

The small text that reads like someone ashamed is just *chefs kiss*

[sugar-cafe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B932QofpaBs/

[thegunlady]

bird twitter is lighting up

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[thundergrace]

I was today year's old when I found out a Black man invented game cartridges

[odinsblog]

(x)

[capsgrantrogers]

CHRIS EVANS The Red Sea Diving Resort (2019)

[world-of-cats]

[janeplease]

Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character

[bumblebeebats]

this cat is telling me about his many crimes in the Ishvalan war

[moved--306389]

I thought these comments were way too specific, but imagine my surprise to find out they’re 100% on point

[noodles-07]

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

[pinkshirtpeter]

[visual-infinity]

The Green Dragontail butterflies

[sugar-cook]

Best quality: his wiggles!

[robustmyaft]

IM SORRY, THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LITTLE CREATURE NATURE HAS TO OFFER?!!?!

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

The Count in his Count Mobile.

[psychodelicategirl]

Really wanna dig thru the ditches and burn thru the witches in this ride.

[incorrectpercicoquotes]

Nico: pick your battles, Percy.

Nico: pick… pick fewer battles than that. Put some back. That’s too many. Please

[worddevourer]

Actually, he’s only a himbo if he’s from the Himbeaux region of France.  Otherwise he’s just a sparkling dumbass

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER

🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻

[tubulareric]

[legalise-drugs-and-murder-blog]

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

[oculousreparo]

[ourpoeticlives]

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

[earlgreytea68]

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

[earlgreytea68]

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

[earlgreytea68]

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

[jlrpuck]

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

[earlgreytea68]

::bows with a flourish::

[revdrfrog]

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

[imnotokaywiththerunning]

@revfrog

[ririsasy]

Reblogging for the last gif

[eggastential-biscuits]

I’m done.

[abletoscreambutimostlywhisper-d]

i laughed so hard and then i saw the last gif and stopped laughing. why must you do this to me.

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

I love owls so much I can’t stop laughing lmaooo

[ohdamitsme]

t h i s

[pinkcatharsis]

I AM DEAD.

Relevant @kisu-doodles

[kisu-doodles]

STRONG AND NOBLE