Lithoid Lifeform Lives Lethargically

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[compounddoe]

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

[homunculus-argument]

An unlocked, unguarded door with a sign saying "NO ENTRY, DO NOT OPEN" and it opens up right to a solid brick wall and on the brick wall is a sign saying "WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM"

[bimbo-on-standby]

you lift up my skirt andd instead of panties or my pussy its just the flight deck of the concorde

[virtualgirladvance]

im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*

[virtualgirladvance]

uhoh

[hearts01]

i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11

[zsam-the-xkelepunz]

Pussy so good i accidentally did 9/11

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[lilysaus-reblogs]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

[depsidase]

[homunculus-argument]

Cause of death: Gone. Like him and the entire shit, just gone. The last I saw him was walking into a room, and then I heard a sound like a wet sock getting sucked up the tube of a vacuum cleaner, and then he was gone. The room too. Blank wall where the door just was.

[thoriumcoredaluminosilicate]

Fellated out of existence

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[unpeeled-human]

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

[charl0ttan]

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

[jadeharleyinc]

me watching as every wikipedia article changes from “is” to “was”

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[bogleech]

I cannot believe this movie wasn't bigger and didnt make its budget back. This is a horror Kill Bill but it's cooler than Kill Bill. It's a woman battling through a tower of rich people who sacrifice poor people to the devil and they're immortals so she just kills and butchers and tortures and kills them again over and over and it rules.

[mixelation]

The trailers hid the immortality twist, which might have contributed to potential audience members not realizing they’d be interested, but it did work out for me because I cannot describe the feeling of realizing I had actually bought a ticket to the best movie of the year. I actually sat up in my seat and gasped. I knew I had signed up to watch a woman fight rich assholes with a sword, but it turned out I had signed up to watch camp hyperviolence where all the cultists continually regenerate and come back to life. There’s disembodied legs! There’s an eyeball rolling around! It’s so good everyone watch

[bogleech]

Yeah the living eyeball sequence is another highlight!

[thoriumcoredaluminosilicate]

So glad this was my theater movie that month, seeing Draco Malfoy get dismembered repeatedly was cathartic

[iamnotlanuk]

[dahliavandare]

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

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