light switch raves

Cir | any pronouns | not a minor

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[kuttithevangu]

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[annabelllewallis]

i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode

[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[nextlevelsmp3]

[thornedtoad]

sorry but if I was marrying someone and they made it a deal breaker that they just HAD to invite chris rock and brad pitt to our wedding, we would not be getting married

[joeyclaire]

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”

[tockthewatchdog]

goodreads is a complete nightmare if you care about literacy at all, it's all these people who will give one of the masterpieces of literature 3 stars and then write a review that's like

"A star is what you decide it is ⭐

I did not like this book very much until I did and then I didn't like it again. It was very boring in the middle and too long and had big yucky words. They talked tooooo much and I didn't like most of the characters. I didn't have enough fun. I want to have fun and I should always have fun. I hope the author goes back to author school and maybe listens to the criticisms of the reviewers and learn how to make their book more fun. I would read another book they wrote if it was more fun! I can tell they tried really hard and I think that's so special and cute of them. I love authors they're so silly and cute. ⭐⭐⭐"

and then it will have 20 comments like "Wow you are so smart and such a good writer. I always look forward to your brilliant genius reviews. I admire you so much. After reading this review I have decided to give Middlemarch a pass. Thanks for saving me from that book it sounds bad."

[tarragonthedragon]

idk i just feel like "it is more acceptable and in fact encouraged to mock anything enjoyed primarily by women" and "being enjoyed primarily by women does not make thing feminist and righteous" are thoughts that can and should coexist

[thornedtoad]

banger after banger, I say as I listen to my on repeat playlist

[thornedtoad]

having legitimate, factual proof that someone is using ai in their work without disclosing it is not a witch hunt lmao

[koth-harvest-final]

i love close reading and i hate fun

[thornedtoad]

my working theory is that non-ADHD kids can pick up ADHD traits from their diagnosed parents. lots of people have learned behaviors, I don't see why ADHD would make that different

[thornedtoad]

my working theory is that non-ADHD kids can pick up ADHD traits from their diagnosed parents. lots of people have learned behaviors, I don't see why ADHD would make that different

[dorothylarouge]

Superman says no gacha

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[bynine]

starter babies