Yeah but Coffee

[dankmemecentral1]

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[ashtyntheviolist]

I’ve tried rosin before, has anyone else?

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

When that q-tip hits your ear clit

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

your what

[coolestfetusinthedumpster]

[rosegoldlips]

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

[rosegoldlips]

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

[bigscaryd]

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

[animatedamerican]

…

you tried to read the words as prose but noticed how its scansion goes and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya recall the phrase you love the most then once again reblog this post and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah

[shinelikethunder]

okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.

…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you

[ericvilas]

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits. Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

[amatalefay]

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time, Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya. Another rhyme, a rising note - congratulations, you just wrote Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.

[clairesapphitz]

he was talking about when you’re a little kid but i relate to this as a college student

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

[huntinthedwellin98]

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

[anonymoussong]

[elvenkingtranduil-deactivated20]

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

[glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon]

Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils

[mondknight]

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

[desidesidesi]

And one on why not the arkenstone

[cakeisnotpie]

You’re right. Just get them a ring.

[bcfurs]

[totally-not-nyarlathotep]

do not get them a ring

[penelopevalentine]

Can’t not reblog this again

[windsilk]

comprehensive list of things I’m allergic to: 

tumblr’s “your fav is problematic so I must VOW TO HATE THEM FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY” culture

tumblr’s "I am not even 1% problematic” culture 

tumblr’s “wow look the media is so biased and puts so much spin on everything and we are angels who don’t spin at all! we are beacons of unbiased knowledge!” culture 

tumblr’s “wow this person is so wrong so I MUST SEND THEM TWELVE THOUSAND ANONYMOUS MESSAGES TELLING THEM TO DELETE AND DIE” culture 

tumblr’s “THIS PERSON IS THE BEST PERSON EVER THEY ARE OUR QUEEN OUR KING OUR SAVIOR AND CAN DO NO WRONG” culture 

tumblr’s inability to see things in not black and white 

tumblr’s inability to recognize that people can change and grow–moreover, their inability to acknowledge change and growth as legitimate 

tumblr’s inability to perceive complexity 

sometimes I have seasonal allergies when the weather changes dramatically 

[bidonica]

#i love tumblr but damn if this isn’t true

[markv5]

“Технически, я не ходил по столу”…

[overachieversloth]

I’m gonna shit a brick.

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[katswenski]

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[kimpossibooty]

Today in class we were asked to write personal statements for college applications and I found out I shouldn’t write anything after having an energy drink

[kimpossibooty]

So everyone kept asking and today I got my grade and she called it “brash” but gave me an A+

[lizthefangirl]

DATELINE

[gif87a-com]

[msmarvel]

how it feels to be an adult

[lesbianshepard]

fun fact: the word “panic” is actually from the greek word “panikos” which is referring to the greek god pan who apparently shout at people who were alone in the woods and freak them out. 

[schmergo]

Career goals

[stunningpicture]

Kids work together to create eternal recess

[amypopsbubbles-deactivated20180]

#community

[visit-beautiful]

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

This is me dissociating 😂

[fuocogo]

I was fine but then this video haunted me through all my classes so I’ll reblog