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I BET YOU THINK ABOUT ME (2021) ↳ Outfits
So with everyone abuzz about the Britney Trial, and appalled and shocked and horrified at what she has had to go through, I want to take the time to state that this is commonplace and a very real threat for neurodivergent folks of all stripes. If you have a paper diagnosis of something it can and will be used against you by abusers. If you are disabled and/or neurodivergent you are owned in the eyes of the law and society by the people you depend on. This obviously and predictably creates situations where abuse is prevalent.
What Britney revealed in this trial did not shock me at all because this is the reality of many many people. This is the threat that hangs over people like me if we dont conform and burn out to please an arbitrary standard of normal and don't lie like hell to doctors.
At any moment if my mother felt like it, she could simply take my autonomy away legally because I can't live alone. If I didn't censure myself all of the time around certain people regarding neurodivergence, I could end up in a similar position because a doctor decided I was too crazy to have rights, and unlike Brittney, there is no mass movement for justice for us common people.
I want everyone to realize that what Britney has said is commonplace for people deemed 'too crazy to function' and disabled people in general. We are abused at startlingly high rates by our caregivers (parents, doctors, etc), society thinks that our rights should be taken away for our own good. I want people to extend the horror and desire to see change to the rest of us who arent high profile and use that horror to enact real change.
Not just hashtag freebritney, but push to pass laws to protect the autonomy and freedoms of those of us who are effected by conservatorships, institutionalization, and general stamping on of the rights of neurodivergent and disabled folks in every area of our lives.
yeah
Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly
We Stan this San Diego Man
this
C o m e d yy
Some recent gems:
And of course there’s
#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish)
I gotchu, bro:
i’m wheezgJmf stoP
I remember seeing that clip of Taylor going around talking about how she had 30 songs she wanted to put on red and we were all like “give them all to us” and Taylor really said okay here you go
RED IS COMING
I AM ABOUT TO DIE!!!!!
10 MINUTE ALL TOO WELL VERSION
Trans women are ALWAYS included when I’m referring to women
If you are having a bad day, please unmute.
(Huskie puppy doesn’t quite get the howling thing. Sounds like a baby babbling.)
“Banana!”
* day is fixed*
ok. i super needed this.
THIS. The whole world should watch this.
COVID is slowly becoming a "third world" disease. While first world countries are hoarding vaccines, having doses for populations many times their size, third world countries can't get any because pharma companies want to sell to the first world countries first. Even then, first world countries will receive them first. While rich countries recover from COVID, they will forget about the pandemic while many other countries live the absolute worst moment of the pandemic without being able to vaccinate their population.
Watch also when some first world countries finish vaccinating their populations, they will turn to third world countries and "donate" or sell surplus vaccines. People in these countries will go "Oh how sweet! The government is donating vaccines to the poorer countries <3" when it was their hoarding that led to many, many third world citizens dying before they could even get vaccinated in the first place.
african and latin american countries are also pushed by pfizer to give up sovereign assets as part of their vaccine agreement
Yo europeans, sign the fucking petition, get the european commission to lift the patents
Everyone deserves protection from COVID-19.
This is not a bullshit useless change dot org petition by the way this is an actual thing with legal consequences. If this petition gets to a million signatures, the european commission HAS to examine it.
So I looked this up and the whole story is wild.
Basically, market research for japanese bakeries determined that a) they sell more breads and pastries the more different varieties they have, and b) japanese bakery customers prefer items which are not wrapped, because individually wrapped things give the impression of being like, preserved or something instead of fresh and good I guess? So the obvious solution is to sell as many different kinds of unwrapped breads and pastries as you can.
But! In actual practice, that’s a nightmare. No packaging means no barcodes to scan, so the cashier needs to know all like 200 different (often very similar) items by heart and add them up manually, which means training new employees is a slow and painful process and customer service in general suffers badly. And having a person handle all those un-packaged foodstuffs to count them or examine them, in addition to being slow and clumsy, is unsanitary as fuck.
So one bakery chain owner approached this computer guy in 2007 asking for a system to automate the checkout process. It took five years and the company barely survived a financial crisis in the middle, but long story short they developed a highly specialized AI that will look at the pile of bread a customer picked out and automatically identify everything, tally it up, and charge them correctly, while the live cashier is free to make small talk or help people out or whatever. The whole process is simple, fast, sanitary, and pleasant for customers and employees alike, and to an outsider it looks like fucking magical bullshit.
But then in 2017 a doctor saw an ad for this bakery scanning system and it occurred to him that cells under a microscope don’t look all that different from weird loaves of bread. And it turns out that yeah, you can use almost all of the same code to analyze a tissue sample and pick out any potentially cancerous cells in it. Other people have started buying the same program for everything from analyzing the readout from big physics experiments to labeling charms and amulets for sale at shrines to detecting problems in the wiring on jet engines.
This really is a neat story and also here’s the article from the New Yorker that the tweet screenshot is for!
To all my followers who are citizens of the EU and of voting age, please consider signing and sharing this EU citizens’ initiative requesting that the European Commission stop upholding intellectual property rights regarding COVID vaccines and treatments and make them a public good instead.
In order for the European Commission to read these proposals this initiative needs a lot more people signing that it has now, so every person counts.
Please reblog if you support this. Likes don’t mean much on this hellsite, and they especially mean nothing for this sort of thing!
#belgium is the only country with its quota of signatures some countries signature numbers are very low spread this !!
Yup, Belgium has over 160% of its quota already (go us!) but if I recall my EU law classes correctly, not all States need to meet the requirement:
Art. 3.1.b) of the Regulation on the European citizen’s initiative : “in at least one quarter of the Member States, the number of signatories is at least equal to the minimum number set out in Annex I, corresponding to the number of the Members of the European Parliament elected in each Member State, multiplied by the total number of Members of the European Parliament, at the time of registration of the initiative.”
So basically: we need 1 million signatories, and at least a quarter of the member states need to have met their quota (so that’s eight countries). If this initiative gets to 1 million signatures, and at least 8 countries have met their quota, the European Commission is required to examine the initiative (following a rather strict procedure, but it has no obligation to actually take action - there’s a chance that the more people sign this, the likelier they are to actually do smth).
According to current numbers on the countries closest to meeting their threshold, please sign especially if you’re from Italy, Ireland, France, Spain, Cyprus, The Netherlands, Greece, and also Finland for a ninth country (also sign if you’re from other countries, but current signature percentage is very low (under 10%) for all other countries, so these ones are currently the ones most likely to meet their threshold).
if speak now doesn’t get released on fucking july 9th when it is a friday i’m genuinely going to find taylor’s marketing team and [redacted]
my entire political stance basically boils down to "I care about other people" and MAN does it make people MAD
One Thing (Demo) // Bye Bye Baby (Taylor’s Version)
New post series: things my husband has said that have made me scream laugh
1. Playing Breath of the Wild, Zelda is crying into Links shoulder: "Listen lady, I do one thing real good and this? Ain't it. Lemme stab something for you"
2. The Roomba couldn't get into the bedroom so it started beeping for help: "That would be like if I bashed my head against the door 5 or 6 times and then just started screaming HELP ME HELP ME to no one in particular"
3. "I think I scared the mail man today. I reached my hand out the window and said letter please and he yelled what the fuck. Which was unnecessary but understandable"
4. "I passed the bar so now when we get tacos on Sunday it's a celebration and not just me sobbing into a burrito"
5. *holding our cat in the air so I can see him over the shower curtain as I am shampooing* "THE BOY WISHES TO SAY GOOD MORROW"
6. *In reference to Stephen King's distaste for the president* : "I'm just saying when a guy who's had cocaine induced visions of the cosmic hell-beast coming to punish us for our transgressions tells you someone is bad news why don't we all just fucking listen?"
7. "Google photos called me out over how many memes are saved on my phone and it upset me"
8. "How about we have Mac and Cheese again for dinner tonight and also every night for the rest of forever until we die"
9. " I fully expect that cat to sit at the foot of my deathbed and laugh with a human voice as I take my last breath"
10. Yelling "LIFT ME PEASANT" every time our cat meows at me while I lay on the couch
11. "what if we just fucking buy greenland" sounds like something you would say while drunk" - crouches down real low and in an angry whisper "this man is the fucking president"
12. This whole interaction
13.
"I have a lot of thoughts to get out while I'm on lunch I apoloy.
Apologize.
Yeah clearly I mean "apaloy" thanks google you cracked the fucking code'
14. "So one lemon chicken, one carne asada, one omelette and two happy boys" [aka taco bowl, while ordering dinners for the week]
15.
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He's decided he wants to learn to bake bread
Did you think I was done?
17.
"it's not that I want you to do all the upstairs chores it's that I want you to stop hoarding all your dirty towels up there like a tiny Smaug! "
18.
"I'm not upset at all it's just that this isn't the first thing that has ended up in the bushes that doesn't belong there because of the way that you are."
19.
Me: I think in this situation you are the sugar daddy. You provide the sugar
Him: (110% serious, staring at me in confusion): I - I bought you Reece Cups this morning!
20.
" There is a little marrionett inside his head that starts dancing faster and faster to circus music whenever he panics"
21.
"Schrodinger over complicated things! Schrodinger forgot the word "maybe" exists! I don't know things all the time! No animals have to die for me to say "dude I have no idea"!"
22.
-very tiny voice in the distance-
Smaug we talked about this!
23.
"There is a boy who rides real fast down our road
And Boomer wants to chase that boy more than anything he's ever wanted in his whole doggy life
The boy will fall beneath Boomer's powerful paws
The boy will be sniffed
"You! The one who rides on that piece of wood! You go fast enough to keep up with me while keeping both hands free for pets. This is exactly what I have been looking for."
24.
*our cat is sitting on the steps just watching*
*husband singing*
🎶he sits in judgement of our sins! 🎶
25.
*imitating our dog wiggling*
THIS IS AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND ALSO HOW MUCH I HAVE TO PEE
26.
"Pizza guy came to the door and just immediately saw Boomer leaping into the air to meet him at eye level through those little windows in the door and just laughed his ass off"
27.
How the ever loving fuck did this happen?! "we gotta find new ways to appeal to these kids... Let's make a goth sonic who fucking shoots cops WITH A REAL ASS GUN"
28.
I Google so many things during the day
But I can tell when what I've googled is bullshit so I guess that's what law school did for me 😂
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Husband : I was respectfully 6 ft away from everyone around me and the checkout line and I hear these two teenagers talking about this very cute boy who does very dumb things. Teen 1 begins to explain that he is just getting out of prison because he made a mistake. I figured there was going to be some understandable information given such as he tried drugs he stole something he didn't know what he was doing but no teen one says such and such asked him to go shoot up a house and he agreed and got caught. End of story.
Me: well they didn't know that they were standing behind a lawyer when they said that.
Husband: I feel like you don't need to be a lawyer to understand ATTEMPTED MURDER IS WRONG
31.
"ya know hobby lobby is very anti Halloween and they say it's because that's against their morals or whatever but they just live it up for Thanksgiving! There is nothing, I tell you nothing, scarier then a bunch of white people on a boat"
32.
His answer in the group chat
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We really love hades
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I’m screaming I’m obsessed with this man
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“It seems that a lot of people are upset at this Mr. nas x for his song and video and I’m just very confused as to how these people don’t remember Ozzy.”
Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD
My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH
Here is the problem in a nutshell
Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?
But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP
I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father
This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY
“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband
Thanks I think?
“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”
Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions
“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list
1. I need a riding lawn mower
2. I need a white tank top
3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one
4. I need a book of puns
5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby
6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH
Kait are you writing this down this is important?”
Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?
Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications
Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own
Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY
🤦♀️🤦♀️
I can not with this fool
literally marry him
I have great news my friend
marry him again
I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”
Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot
We’re having a little girl! A lot of dad panic is happening right now 😂