her innocence

•ashley• •thirty, flirty, thriving• •she/her•

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[b0tster]

lesbians making out video but with reduced music so u can hear them making out sloppy style. happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🔊

[benvey4]

[cakesexuality]

Thinking about her (the Seroquel mouse)

[necromancelena]

last time i did laundry when i hung up all my tops to dry i had to contend with a full rack of exclusively black graphic tshirts with depressed looking angel girls on them and that's the most i've felt like a cartoon character in a while. but i do know what i like.

[robopuppyluuvr]

saw this on tiktok and knew u freaks would love it

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[daughter-of-entropy]

yeah i could totally see myself in this situation

[virtualgirladvance]

how do i tell my hairdresser i want this without showing her this pic?

[barelysusan]

happy pride month

[poopjournalist]

Fucking BADASS

[hi-im-kaybee]

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

[pisces-comet]

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]

[lifeless-marionette]

do dollgirls dream of porcelain sheep?

[iavenjqasdf]

Buy her a bahn mi and fuck her in it

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[capnsoapy]

POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[lindleland]

this post has been tagged Harry du Bois 110 times as of writing

[lindleland]