Belle

TikToker, writer, singer, artist, impressionist, weeb and mom.

[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry: Whst the fuck- Hermione: Harry, language! Harry: English! Now, as I was saying...What the fuck just happened here?! Hermione: Hermione: *facepalm*

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Donate to Cosplay Stuff, organized by Belle Dessert

I'll be attending a con soon but I don't have the money for my cosplays.  I need some help.  Any lefto… Belle Dessert needs your support

I made a GoFundMe to restart my cosplay journey and it would mean a lot if you helped support me. Please?

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SO! I started using Webtoon again and I have found a story that helped me come to terms with my sexuality. I started reading "Boyfriends" (If you don't like it, either a. keep your opinions to yourself or b. leave. Thx) and I have come to find that if I don't have a Goth, Jock and Prep (cuz I would 100% be Nerd... just not cute or confident) then I am going to be one upset mf.

[i-am-very-not-aight]

Ash, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Shorter, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Sing, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Eiji, trembling: What are we playing

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This but the Bakusquad!

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I made a new blog!

@mikkimesanimeblog

[painintheasskuroo]

Atsumu: Shut up, I was born first

Osamu: And if you dont sit the fuck down you'll die first too

[fallenstarwishes]

Incorrect quotes.

Pairings: various x reader.

Warnings: crack.

A/n: I have no life lmao 😼

Part one, part two, part three, part four.

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Terushima: what’s your body count?

Y/n: ... for what?

Terushima: people you’ve slept with.

Y/n: ooh! I thought you saw my basement.

Terushima: what?

Y/n: what.

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Akaashi: have you read angst?

Y/n: ...

Y/n: [sobbing] it hurts.

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Y/n: I was going to donate blood today but they asked waaay too many personal questions.

Y/n: “who’s blood is this?”

Y/n: “where did you get it?”

Kuroo: ...

Y/n: like damn just accept the blood for Fucks sake!

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Daichi: [bailing y/n out from jail]

Y/n: I don’t understand!

Daichi: understand what?

Y/n: someone donates one kidney and is hailed as a hero, I did five and I was arrested.

Daichi: [shoving y/n back in the jail] stay.

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Yaku: [swings the bat at y/n and misses]

Y/n: strike 1

Yaku: that’s not how it works! [swings bat]

Y/n: strike 2. One more miss and you are out.

Yaku: [under his breath] fuck.

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Tsukishima: I will boil your teeth.

Y/n: I will invert your rib cage.

Tsukishima: I will squeeze your knee caps.

Y/n: I’m gonna harvest your toes.

Tsukishima: I will pour cement in your ears.

Y/n: I will fill your sinuses with urine.

Tsukishima: [backing up, visibly terrified] hold up-

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Y/n: [mumbling] I like when people beg to me.

Oikawa: [didn’t catch what y/n said] I beg your pardon?

Y/n: then beg.

[exhausted-smiles]

Incorrect Haikyuu x reader quotes part 4 :]

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this won’t be any specific character x reader (for example it won’t be specifically tsukishima x reader, or kuroo x reader) just general haikyuu x reader, sorry if you’re favourite character wasn’t included,

i also own none of these quotes i got them from vine and various comedians, message me if you want to know any specifics, some of them have been slightly added to by me but not by much

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(you’re all aged up a bit)

you: *holding your and tsukishima’s baby*

tsukishima: I want you to all meet our baby

yamaguchi: I can’t believe two of us have one of these

hinata: I know, I still am one of these

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Oikawa: Iwa-chan i’ll be fine it’s just a crush

you: Hi oikawa

Oikawa: I love you

Iwaizumi: *facepalming*

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bokuto: So you’ve been spending a lot of time with (Y/n)

kuroo: It’s not what you think i swear...

bokuto: Oh, really? So, no reason for me to get jealous?

kuroo: no you’re the only one for me

bokuto: is that so...?

kuroo: I promise! (Y/n) and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.

bokuto: so no best friend feelings involved?

kuroo: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!

bokuto: *nodding* ok

you: i don’t know what i just witnessed but it was amazing

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you: i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

hinata: Posiedon quivers before her!

you: (to the water) f*ck off!

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you: all these ghosts! all these ghosts and i still can’t find a boo

oikawa: i am right here, willing to be your boo, but go off i guess

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you: (laying your head on bokuto’s shoulder) i’m going to take nap here! >:,(

bokuto: ok baby

you: goodnight :,)

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(you are once again a manager)

karasuno: being loud on the bus and arguing

you: (to everyone) wHy DonT wE jUsT ReLaXxXx, TuRn On ThE RaDiO

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you: how it feels to chew five gum

bokuto: *spikes the ball*

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oikawa: i dare you kiss the next person who enters the room

iwaizumi: i’m not kissing anyon-

you: *walks in*

iwaizumi: fiiiiiine, oNlY bEcAuSe yOu ToLd Me To

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you: all odd numbers have an “e” in them

tsukishima: it’s 3am go to sleep

you: thrEE

tsukishima: *pulls you in a hug to “make you shut up” but it’s actually because he cares about you and just won’t say it*

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you: if i went missing for a week would you be alarmed?

sugawara: What?! yes i would be alarmed

you: oh that’s nice, i didn’t think you’d be alarmed

sugawara: you’re helping raise a bunch of volleyball children and we’ve been together for 2 years, of course i would be alarmed...are you ok sweetie?

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you: so here’s the tea

iwaizumi: it’s literally are strategy for the match

oikawa: you want the tea or no?

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daichi: i need you

you: for?

daichi: ever

you:(voice cracking) oH

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you: me and suga are expecting!

everyone:

tsukishima’s: aren't you two a little young to-

sugawara: *slams down adoption papers* it’s you guys

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[incorrect-karasuno]

Hinata: What are the stages of life?

Suga: Birth, what the fuck is this, and death.

[incrtesturo]

tsukkishima: can we normalize shutting the actual fuck up for once in your life holy shit i can't do this anymore

kuroo: so how are you liking training camp?

tsukkishima: GO AWAY

[incorrekdthaikyuuandjjk]

Tanaka: Dude I got a girl!

Noya: Me too bro!

Tanaka: Nice! Where is she from?

Noya: She's from another nation

Tanaka: which nation?

Noya: My IMAGInation!

Tanaka: My gf lives by the sea!

Noya: Which sea?

Tanaka: my FANTAsea

[incrtesturo]

atsumu: i think my stomach is gonna explode

osamu: no one fucking asked

suna: what happened

atsumu: i drank too much mouthwash

osamu: you fucking what

suna: the fuck you mean 'too much' dude you're not supposed to drink it at all

atsumu: if no drink why smell good?

[incorrect-karasuno]

Ukai: Hinata got into a fight today.

Daichi: Is he okay???

Suga: Did he win??

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Suga tho

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This song just dropped! It's so good! If you do not know who this man is, you'll be able to find him on TikTok, YouTube, Spotify, Soundcloud and Instagram.

This is a MUST.

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Can someone tell me how I can send an ask anonymously?

I can't figure it out

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So... I don't like to move around a lot so I know I didn't do anything to cause this but I hurt really bad.

I'm not talking about exercise hurt. My ribs, chest and upper arms (right above my armpits) are killing me and I feel like crying.

On top of that, the kittens keep sharting in their carrier so this is the going to be the fourth time I have given them a bath.

I need a vacation.

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Call me weird but I have 3 kittens who are noisy af and I turned on sleepytime music for them

They've been asleep for almost 2 hours listening to it.