Threadbare Velvet

Engineer, seamstress, red head, seawitch, monster.

[theabigailthorn]

Brain: I am sadness Me: Are you really sad, or are you just Sad About NothingTM because we didn’t sleep enough last night? Brain: S A     D N E    S    S

[ommanyte]

Truth coming out of her well (with female-presenting nipples) to shame everyone

[rinasaurusrex]

oh sweet irony

[sixpenceee]

The forest lady awaits (Source)

[erukuelk]

my redesign

[shoomlah]

was ruminating on twitter about how floaty Jim Hawkins’ features are—he’s all angles in profile, and then a sweet brooding anime boy from the front?? They don’t entirely reconcile, SO I took a quick pass at a more consistent Jim turnaround, with a few more anchor points and angles.

now I need to go do a ~*Soft Tortured Space Boyfriend*~ turnaround based on how he looks from the front, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk The Many Faces of Jim Hawkins

[virtuosoofperversityy]

[ledger-heath]

[fjordfjucks]

can someone pls help me find that one WoW art of illidan tyrande and malfurion where illidan is basically running away angry crying cuz i’ve been calling it The Cucking of Illidan Stormrage but i can’t find it anymore

[fjordfjucks]

NVM FOUND IT

[biteythevillain]

blizzard has sent agents to my house and i have to beg you to stop calling it that

[f-wizzle]

game guide: we don’t recommend playing as a mage on your first playthrough-

me, running from enemies, with two hp to my name: fuck you i’m a wizard

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

This blog is NSFL (not safe for landlubbers)

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Part 2

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

@pikky126 ’s contributions

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

If none of you steal these I’m going to be very disappointed

[lekosis]

did you know that, in your nice player house in Skyrim, inside of every single planter, there is an invisible naked man holding on to your plants for you

his name is “BYOHPlanterNPC” and he lives in an alternate dimension slightly removed from your home, where he sits in his empty grey void, naked, waiting for you to give him your plants

[calebwittebane]

thank you for holding my plants, plant man

[finalgirldave]

Todd Howard: “It just works.”

[inappropriateplanteater]

A loyal and true friend

[c-ssandras-archive]

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

[c-ssandras-archive]

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

[remadeheartachemotel]

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

[ultrawebcomics]

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

[glumshoe]

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.” Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.” Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.” Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

[catgirlcaliphate]

Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human

[fullmetalfisting]

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

[khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms]

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

[fullmetalfisting]

The notes of this post are like

Women: wow that’s funny I should try that when a man won’t stop talking about himself!

Men: OP you’re a bitch and an asshole and a slut

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[sociallyawkward18]

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂

[atarnishedcompass]

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

[gonebynow]

I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”

and like that’s always struck me as such meaningless bullshit, I’ve always hated those. They’ve never had that element that truly motivates me.

So, I took matters into my own hands and I made my own artsy motivational wallpapers. Enjoy.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

have i seriously lived long enough to experience the resurgence of demotivational posters’s natural evolution into shitposting motivationals