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i don't do bad sauce passes
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occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Monterey Bay Aquarium
cherry valley forever

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz

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DEAR READER
trying on a metaphor
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Kaledo Art
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Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby
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There are no other mainstream pokemon games after Black and White
no pokemon moon exists if only to be constant proof that pokemon dating humans is canon. it’s the worst pokemon fact i know and i require moon to really seal the deal when unleashing that psychic energy on ppl.
I am begging you to please elaborate
1. Okay, so, in Pokémon Diamond, Pokémon Pearl, and Pokémon Platinum, there’s a library in Canalave City, the Canalave Library. On the back shelves of the brown bookcases full of green books on the right-hand side of the room with the big brown reading table with red chairs in it, there’s a book called “Sinnoh Folk Stories 3″. The English translation follows: “There once were Pokémon that became very close to humans. There once were humans and Pokémon that ate together at the same table. It was a time when there existed no differences to distinguish the two.” However, the original Japanese says something WAY DIFFERENT: [ ひとと けっこんした ポケモンがいた ポケモンと けっこんした ひとがいた むかしは ひとも ポケモンも おなじだったから ふつうのことだった] “There were Pokémon that would marry people There were people that would marry Pokémon Once upon a time, it was like this, because people and Pokémon were the same”
2. In Pokémon Sun and Moon, there’s a girl in the southwest corner of one of the towns in a light green sundress with a big straw hat on, she has long black hair. If you talk to her, she tells you a story of how she broke her ankle while swimming and this super hot wonderful guy saved her life. She then tells you that if you return in 5 days, you can meet him.
When you return in 5 days, he’s a Machamp.
3. The official Pokémon Japan website has a section for “Kairiky Gym Girl’s Talk” and this one is literally all about how and why the girls interviewed are in love with Machamp https://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/girlstalk/
TL;DR: Pokémon have a legal level of personhood in the Pokémon universe that permits (or permitted, depending on which region you’re in) them to consent to romantic and sexual relationships with humans, due to their shared creation origin myth.
Horrifying thank you
Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).
Aliens for April…… why not
Bro please be nice aliens, like, please
WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!
Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:
Me seeing what actually happens:
Reblogging again for the “April Aliens” part
Why not?
Sorry dudes, it’s the Kaguya Cadillac science mission
catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.
“I was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission that’s mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles away…” Now THAT’S COOL!
Girls will be girls.
This radiates such chaotic energies.
This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.
The 1KM line absolutely killed me
I'm about to have a seizure
take that
Furniture design by Evan Fay
“#couches to lose your phone in”
Flipping Guardian Trick-Shot
You know what thats awesome! Thats the scream of a man who died like 3000 years ago
MC RIDE???
Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic
how did I never once think to use tape fuck
one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”
Holy shit
this video is making me lose my god damn mind
christ
When “Hungry? Grab a Snickers” actually works! :P
Animal Crossing New Horizons Island Guide!
Hello Islanders, as Animal Crossing New Horizons takes up the mainstream game in this stressful pandemic. A lot of new players have been introduced to the Animal Crossing series as a whole! In this guide, we will talk about all the things you can do to make your island life easier, unlocking DIY, and tasks grinding efficient!
*listen to some new horizon tunes while reading*
Nook Miles for every daily task!
You can get nook miles from just bout anything in animal crossing, however, the important tasks are the Nook Miles+. When you upgrade to the town hall your nook mileage points will have the chance to X2-X5 the points you earn from the Nook Miles+. It is important to stack up on the points to unlock DIY recipes, get new furniture, customize your phone, acquire new looks/colors, bell tickets, and nook miles tickets. Spend your points wisely because they can be a real grind to get them back. What I like to do is purchase the one time items first before purchasing the multi-purchase items like the nook miles ticket. If you are just beginning your Island adventure invest in expanding your pockets, you will thank me later!
Optimizing Your: Nook Miles Ticket
The Nook Miles ticket is your destination to getting more crafting supplies, flowers, villagers, bells, fishing, and fruit. The Nook Miles Ticker (NMT) will take you to a mystery island that you can never return to when you leave.
Tarantula Island
To get a ton of bells, you are going to need a 1 level island to become a tarantula island. Destroy all the rocks, plants, trees, and insects to be able to spawn tarantulas. The most important thing you will need is pocket space, and for it to be night time. Once the island is clear of all land life, tarantulas will start to spawn and your catching spree will begin. Tarantulas are one of the most expensive bugs you can grind selling an 8k bells a pop.
Fishing
You will have a greater chance to chain fish some rare fish on a mystery island. So bring lots of bait! Don’t know how to get bait? Dig up a manila clam on your beach, You will see a small dot in the sand squinting out water. Once you dig them out, you will have an idea for a DIY Recipe!
Always get Full Items from rocks!
This trick will make you get full items without fail! The reason you dig two holes behind you is to chain hit the rock without moving back. I use this tactic to get more money from money rocks and most importantly more Iron! If you are on a mystery Islande you can get one extra item by breaking them after you do the chain hitting. Try not to break your rocks on your own island you can only spawn one rock a day!
Breeding Hybrid flowers!
Want to spice up your Island with a little more color, creating hybrid flowers might be your answer! In order to breed hybrid flowers, you will need to water them and make sure there is space for the new flowers to grow. All you need is two flowers, space, watering can and time. Here are the colors you can get and what colors you will need to combine!
Lilies
- Red + Red = Black
- Red + Yellow = Orange
- Red + White = Pink
Hyacinths
-Blue + Blue = Purple
-White + White = Blue
-White + Red = Pink
-Yellow + Red = Orange
Cosmos
- Red + Yellow = Orange
-Red + Red = Black
-Red + White = Pink
Mums
- White + Red = Pink
-White + White = Purple
-Purple + Purple = Green
Pansies
-White + White = Blue-
-Red + Yellow = Orange-
-Red + Red = PurpleOrange + Orange = Purple
-Blue + Blue = Purple
Tulips
-Red + White = Pink
-Red + Yellow = Orange
-Red + Red = Black
-Orange + Orange = Purple
Wind Flowers
-Red + Orange = Pink
-Orange + White = Blue
-White + White = Blue
-Blue + Pink = Purple
-Blue + Blue = Purple
Roses
-Red + White = Pink
-Red + Yellow = Orange
-Red + Red = Black
-White + White = Purple
-Orange + Orange = Blue
Upgrade your Museum and Look to the Stars!
There is much to do in Animal Crossing New Horizons and donating your critters to the museum is one of them. As April approaches there will be new critters appearing on your island! So be sure to liven your museum with all the sea creatures, fossils, and insects you can find! Once you get the museum, Blathers’ sister, Celeste, will have a chance to appear on your Island. She will give you zodiac recipes along with a magic wand recipe. You will need wishing stars and fragments to make these. This month Aries will be the zodiac furniture you can craft. In order to get the fragments and wishing stars, you will need to go on Animal Crossing at night and Make a wish by moving the right analog stick up to make your character look up and tapping the A button to make a wish when you hear the shooting stars.
That is it for the Animal Crossing Island Guide! I wanted to keep this guide as short as possible with only a few topics! Want a Guide Part 2? Let me know by commenting on this post! I have really loved the route Animal Crossing New Horizon has taken with all of the new ways to play especially the Nook Miles Program! For more Gamerite content on other social platforms, visit our IG @ gameriteofficial where I post a lot of photos of Nintendo world, amiibos, and the games that I am playing! Let me know in the comments How you guys are liking the game so far and who is your favorite villager!
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Azure Grimblaze
i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.
this reads like a john mulaney bit
Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.
guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT
I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all