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Cis (He/Him), gay, white, Australian, in australia

[baldurians-deactivated20230226]

Redcliffe Village Chantry

[spidersonline]

It SNOWED in MISSISSIPPI!!! It ended up being the heaviest snow since the 1880s! Anyway I saw a lot of people making videos of their dogs experiencing snow for the first time so this happened

[pigcatapult]

I love that snails can cringe so hard their entire face disappears

[idimmadontgiveashit]

*a snail expirencing snow for the first time*

[mellow-sleep]

It’s ok little buddy. Same thing happens to me when it’s cold outside too 😞

[littlebirdofprey]

It’s so funny to me that if you show up at Redcliffe without Alistair that Teagan will ask if hes still alive and you can just be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[littlebirdofprey]

“Unfortunately” asjdjfjkgkgdklhgsl

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

4. “What are you, a cop?”

[calebwittebane]

dragon age origins dialogue options

1. Of course, dear. Absolutely. I will help you. I always have time to help those in need.

2. Mayhaps. Perhaps if, there is coin in it. If there is profit.

3. (Persuade) I’m gonna help them but Morrigan please don’t yell at me.

4. fuck you

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

@ghostcurse @safetytank

[safetytank]

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

yes but this post is about DAO

[safetytank]

fine

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

you have an answer for everything dont you

[safetytank]

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

im going to shit myself

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[professional-egg-layer]

who is leon dbd

[professional-egg-layer]

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he... wh.... why does he sound like that

[professional-egg-layer]

this literally is not an exaggeration

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

[thewanderingword]

The comments on the YT video are also hilarious

[4822poundsofham]

More comments that made me laugh:

It’s also worth noting that Leon’s VA for dbd Riley McShane knew exactly what he was doing.

[kunosoura]

the shrinkflation shit gets me so heated like it’s one thing for companies to nakedly gouge their prices in response to economic factors. at least that’s being open about fucking you. but for them to also quietly sell you less, gradually decreasing the amount of product you actually get… it just makes my blood boil. there’s really no direction we aren’t being suffocated from

[kunosoura]

this may seem extreme but I think if you are anyone involved in this process you should kill yourself

[practicalsolutions]

Okay wait. Is that why 2x4s aren’t literally 2" by 4"? I’ve been so so so mad about that because I thought it was a weird and inaccurate thing to call a 1.25" by 3.5" piece of wood a 2x4.

I’m even MADDER now.

[moth-unit-00]

I remember my woodshop teacher telling me it was because it was originally 2×4 before they smooth it but back then he said it was only like a ¼ inch difference

[anxietyproblem]

[writing-prompt-s]

Legendary weapons always change form to reflect their user regardless of their original designs, with common forms in the past being swords of pure light, spears of diamond and bows of pure gold. The man before you has a rusty butter knife, but it emanates an unmistakable aura of power

[kineticpenguin]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I'm just trying to get the mood right

[firetinasty]

Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words

[wumblr]

i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california

these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol

[lush-in-lilac]

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

That addition is GOLD

[smirkesfourteen]

[ampervadasz]

[sweetsigyn]

I know it’s on purpose but still every dead choreographer is spinning in their grave

[anais-ninja-bitch]

this is so brilliant but how many times did they just crash and send each other ass over teakettle during rehearsal

[sandmandaddy69]

[bitchboynasty]

Absolutely true

[exitwound]

[punished-nico]

what's the confusion? guy comes with an owl. your friends come over and hang out with the owl

[beardedmrbean]

seems to explain itself

[sirsullymore]

[memewhore]

[gaylor-moon]