"call me an Enigma, cus I'm FULL of fucking surprises"
Thunderbolts x male oc!!
A/N: an unserious fic i wrote a while ago, itâs like an omegaverse dark thunderbolts, enigma oc, isekai kind of fic plus young avengers underground bunker. They are all the MCs babies. Some and light MENTIONS of serious things
To those interested part 1 and part 2
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After that traumatizing night
kendrick had woken up, in a nest of blankets and pillows. Jesus whatâs with the pillow thing again?
its times like this where he wished he had read more.
so far
all he knew was that both male and females can get pregnant
a scent kink was common.
being an omega sucks ass
shuri had throughly checked him and that was embarrassing, she was a ladyâŠ.and stuff but for some reason it became even more uncomfortable with Joaquin helping him. The growls voice was getting way to excited for him and the softer voice was growling at it. Which made a fight, which made Kendrick almost pass out.
this was really gonna get annoying.
now he was laying there while he listened in on thee groups meeting.
âHis nose seems to really not register the pheromones surrounding him.â Shuri explains to the others. âWhatever happened to him, altered his secondary gender. His lack of control of his own pheromones is probably the side effect, along with his lack of reaction or smell to his own and others smells. He still has working reproductive organs, tho judging by what i grabbed. His sperm count clearly shows healthy and highly fertile specimens.â
shuri explains.
kamala and Kate both shudder, they did not want to hear this about their parent figure, but they are worried so theyâd have to to listen in.
meanwhile the oldest person in the room was dying from the overwhelming amount of cringe he was feeling.
Hearing your favorite and beloved characters talk about your sex organs is a new type of embarrassment that Kendrick would now like to wipe from his mind, forever.
He covered his very red face with a blanket. And lied flat on the ground like a board. why was he sniffing them so much? Wasnât like he was gonna get anything out of it.
smells are important in this world apparently.
from what the gang explained.
smell helps
one helps others calm down.
know when someone is a threat or are threatening.
alert anyone if anyone is in heat or rut.
its also to claim too
or to demand anything from those inferior.
oh goody, instincts say take a whiff but he canât because he is nose blind.
Wasnât long before they had talked about other things âyâall done talking about my fertility now?â He whined out and sat up.
âyepâ Kamala, Kate and Riri said lol at once, all of them equally awkward. Kendrick sighed
âthis is very strange, to put it simply its like your both alpha and omegaâŠâŠ.should be further studies tho.â Shuri asked a brow at the 3. AmericansâŠ.so immature.
âcall me an enigma, im full of fucking surprisesâ Kendrick sighed and shook his head in annoyance, he hung his head with a small huff.
âlanguageâ Joaquin huffs.
the older male looked up at him and snorts. âHe just said language.â pointing at Joaquin in delight, he loved references.
âhe really didâ Kamala laughed.
âMm mm mmâ Riri shook her head.
âwe will be very careful with our language good sir.â Kate said teasing the male. Billy only smiled softly at this.
âCome onâ the man rolled his eyes
âAnyways, im gonna get this guy out of this awful patient clothes.â Billy states.
âwhatâs wrong with what im wearing?â Kendrick pouts.
âi can see the fabric making your skin flare up and turn red.â Billy scoffs as he drags Kendrick.âwait! Wait wait!â He exclaims âhelp meeee!â He yelled at the others.
âNuh uh.â Kamala shook her head and helps billy.
âI wanna dress Charlie up too.â She giggled.
âkate? Riri? Joaquin!? SHURI!?â
They all turned a blind eye.
âTRAITORS.â he was dragged by kamalas magical glowing arm.
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an hour later
kendrick was given a whole make over.
very much unnecessary to be honest.
âI look âŠ.like a fuckin bottomâ he mumbles and looks at himself in the mirror.
Kate and Riri laughed loudly at this display.
âI think you look so prettyâ Joaquin smiled as he delicately cleans his equipment. Rather a skilled seamstresser.
âHey! Not my fault you still have no fashion senseâ Billy huffs , putting a hand on his hip. Kamala grinned âOH you look great thoâ she claps her hands rapidly. She then takes out a Polaroid âsay cheeseâ she warns.
Kendrick stared then busted out two peace signs and a toothed grin.
âThat is going in the scrap bookâ she huffs proudly, fanning the film.
Shuri watches them silent and smiled softly. She was like the silent guy in the chair. Itâs been a while since sheâs felt the joy of little moments.
Gods knows she forgot to appreciate the small moments she had with her blood family.
Riri glances at Shuri âCharlie seems to be so differentâŠ.isnât he?â she asks. She rolled her chair to the other woman and handed her a couple of chips. Shuri nods âyes âŠbut it is only a side effect from his amnesia, it is commonâ she looks away taking the offer. âHis inability to read our minds is what concerns me the mostâ she explains.
Riri felt a little conflicted and worried, she really hoped Charlie came back to being himself.
âHe sure is a helluva lot childish tho, I donât think Iâve ever heard Charles cussâ Kate hummed
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Kendrick glanced over to the two science nerds then looked away silently then at himself âhmmâ he felt so girly and soft in this.
âMan I look so swarny, all this height and no guns?â Kendrick hummed as he flexes. âOmegas cant really build muscle silly, but I guess since your kinda part alpha I think you should try it outâ Kamala eyes sparkled.
âWe can totally sparâ Kate comments, she being a very ripped woman herself. She works hard to keep her figure sharp and hard for fights. Diligence is key for her.
âCoolâ
âuncle UNCLE!â Kendrick chokes as he was held down by kate. The tigers staring in worry, the pheromones hazing the air enough for Kate to notice and let go.
âHa HA!â Kendrick kicked the back of her knees and she falls back. âOwâ
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Days went by, lil by little Kendrick figures out this world.
Itâs so much grayer
Turns out
The avengers werenât even considered heroes, more like gangs then anything. They hand picked what they wanted to save and were powerful so people followed along.
âSo theyâŠ.arenât earths mightest heroes?â He whispers.
âPfft more like earths mightest jerksâ Kate scoffs as she layed down on the carpet as they watched TV.
Kamala was currently scrolling through her phone. âHmmm trying to see what character I should add my for collageâŠ.â She whispers.
âWhat kind?â Kendrick looks over from eating cookies, his cheeks full.
âUh just anime âŠstuffâ Kamala shook her head and brushes the question off. Surely Charles didnât want to hear about such childish things.
âCool! Well who do you simp for the most?â He asks tilting his head curiously.
âUhâŠ.wellâ Kamala stammers, obviously shocked, she didnât know Charles knew that kind of lingo. Not even Kate
âI personally consider myself a basic bitch and go for the older hot mentors.â He states âlike Gojoâ he sighed softly.
Kamala blinked then snorts âthat is basicâ she laughed.
âIndeed it is child, indeed it isâ the man grinned as he straightens out âfor I am a basic bitchâ and that made Kamala laugh.
âhapoy pup, goodâ the voice in his head croons, Kendrick felt satisfied as he watches her go at work. He tensed up when there was an alarm going off.
Everyone was quick to jump
âWhatâs going on?â Kendrick asked as he stood as well, he yelps when a blanket goes onto him. As well as a couple of pillows, then a barrier around him. Kamala jumping onto him like he were a couch, Kate readying a bow and arrow. Joaquin laying on Kendrick as well.
Kendrick grunts âyou guysâŠ.heavyâ he wheezed.
They were Scenting the pile as best as they could. Riri rolled her chair to the bigger screen and checked what was up, shuri also checking the other set of security cameras and see if any parts of her barrier were tampered with.
They looked at the camera. Kendrick grumbles as he slowly slips his head out to look.
It was a light, circling the area. Kendrick looked closer
It was BobâŠor well Sentry.
âLooks like heâs out on patrol againâ Riri sighed in concern. âOut of all peopleâ Kamala whined.
âHeâs âŠdangerous isnât heâ Kendrick frowned.
âNo kidding, why do you think Shuri built this place 29 miles deep?â Joaquin looks over to Kendrick and nuzzles the area closest to Kendricks face.
âEven then it is wise to be cautiousâ Shuri mumbles.
âPeteâs been doing a good job at distracting them every so oftenâ Kate sighed as she lowered her bow as sentry moved on.
âWait pete? As in peter parker?â Kendrick blinked. Holy shit, his old marvel crush is involved too? Who would have known!?
What a dream.
âYou remember pete?â Kamala asked, hopeful.
âYea, spiderman âŠright?â Kendrick asked, a lil unsure on how things really changed here.
âYepâŠheâs apart of the avengers âŠ.well sorta. Heâs kinda like a badass brooding spy, heâs like older then most of us except Joaquinâ Kate informs the male.
âone of two alphas in our groupâ Joaquin hummed softly. âAnd Joaquin has the hots forâ Kate whispers. âItâs like super cute, both of them are totally hopelessâ Kamala giggled.
âAnd Johnnyâ Billy comments nonchalantly.
âShut up!â Joaquin stammers and his his face in Kendricks neck.
Kendrick blinked
Mind blown
Peter isâŠ.. bisexual in this universe? Bi as inâŠ.two ways? Wait..JOHN STORM EXISTS HERE??? which one the joseph quinn one or Chris Evans? Probably Joseph quinns âŠâŠ.
Kendrick can die happy now.
Oh his teenage self can die happy at least
Degenerates rejoice!
âShut up! We arenât like thatâ Joaquin huffs and blushed heavily.
All of them look at him with a âreally?â expression.
âI call capâ Kendrick mutters.
âIndeed the capâ Shuri nods.










