Tday

“Ur a homosexual female, stop making dad jokes” - facegroper

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[mentollucigar]

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[pdlcomics]

Seahorse

[digg]

It’spronounced Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

[kasettetape]

wales isnt real

[missveryvery]

how do you mail anything there

[carnival-phantasm]

If you were in charge of Brazil, what would be your policies?

everybody has to come to brazil

What if I don’t?

[carnival-phantasm]

[carnival-phantasm]

Let this be a warning.

[dean-colette-deactivated2026050]

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

[henderys]

unrealistic. blocked,

[snout]

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

[niqabisinparis]

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

[boringangel]

ten mins after u walk out

[world-of-cats]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[marmarsoulless]

This makes me -extremely- uncomfortable

[drtanner]

I like how literally every other cat in the room is absolutely fine while this weird fucker is just YURRGLURRGLRRRYRRRRRing it up like a madman.

Why is he so upset. Who did this to him.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

that cat would have been put on trial for witchcraft in the 1500s

[artorbust-deactivated20211111]

This cat sounds like an old Italian man

[simplystormie]

He sounds like an 8 bit npc

[star-spangled-jackass]

So deep

[kaijuno]

[bewbin]

[tiadayx]

@bewbin why you gotta do Forrest’s dad dirty like this

[dantro]

I’ve done this so many times 😂

[blackwoolncrown]

It’s funny that we use skeletons as symbols of core human anatomy when our bones are just the scaffolding for something else.

[blackwoolncrown]

behold

a human without its suit or fuel system

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

autonomous spagetts

[sword-and-nightingale]

My brain is screaming that it doesn’t like this but is still fascinated nontheless.

[cozybug-deactivated20231208]

If there are trees you aren’t alone

[hiccupsfreckles]

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

[exih]

the fake anime girl voice is literally sending me

[kibumkim]

i’m the person in the stall next to her that told her to shut up

[mens-rights-activia]

Ahshsgshshsgdjj am I supposed to feel bad for this bitch

[pro-gay]

I’m the guy yelling homophobe at her

[theroguefeminist]

it’s surreal how many people in the notes are acting like this girl is a real person who “just doesn’t understand” and needs to be taught… y'all this is obviously conservative propaganda about the LGBT agenda ‘oppressing conservatives’ who “just don’t agree” it’s a way of framing gay ppl and our allies as villains. it isn’t real and this never happened. high school is one of the most homophobic places on the planet. please get off tumblr and read the news or something

[coyotesmokebreak]

Yeeeeah this isn’t a thing that would actually happen. Maybe within the schools group of gay friends but not the school as a whole.

I had my head stuffed with that homophobic cotton in church as a kid and this shit smacks of exactly that

You can’t disagree with someone’s existence.

[geekandmisandry]

Every single thing about this says “written by 40 year old conservative man who has never spoken to a gay before” I saw this on YouTube and ascended to hell.

[wokeuplaughing]

yall remember taking “am i gay” quizzes when you were 11

[wokeuplaughing]

quiz: have you thought about kissing the same gender before

me: ya

quiz: have you ever wanted to get romantically involved with the same gender

me: ya

quiz: you are gay

me:

[spritzeal]

straight men be like “Oh i love women” but then the only women they like are skinny long-haired girls age 18 - 25

fake fans smfh

[lioncalledparsley]

#oh you love women??? name three of their albums

[vulptilla]

This form of gatekeeping I can get behind of