Catgirl Garfield

Garfield Stan Account. DNI Nermal Fans. 25 she/her.

[i-think-you-should-leave]

I'm Garfield

[fridayagaingarfiebaby]

Friday Again Garfie Baby

[parkchanwoohoo]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[farewell-to-lorien]

Talking to Ghosts, by Sienna Gonzales.

[spiralthephantom]

Beautiful comic about forgiving yourself. I hope this finds whoever needs it.

[tothechaos]

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

[tothechaos]

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[babyanimalgifs]

Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding! 

(Source)

[birdhug]

the doves in the video are like “Whats up gamers welcome to another eating tutorial”

[segamascott]

[beloved13579]

NEW MALICIOUS BOTS!

There's several accounts stealing popular art (mainly comics) and using "part 1 | part 2" links. DO NOT CLICK ON THEM. THEY ARE MALICIOUS LINKS!

Check the notes!

[consulships]

i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

[literaryreference]

Time to take this post entirely too seriously:

I often wonder if this is why you so commonly see the sentiment that we are in an era of uniquely bad literature, or at least that the fact that most books don't have artistic aspirations and are not aiming to be anything other than mindless entertainment is new. In fact what's new is the idea that everything is worth preserving (and also the internet making it easier to preserve it). The dumb artistically unambitious trash books of the past have survived only sporadically, because people thought of them as literally disposable.

When I was in college I had a professor who was an expert on detective fiction. He had a longstanding beef with the idea that "Murders in the Rue Morgue" was the first detective story. He thought that it seemed way too polished to be inventing a new genre, and also that the whole orangutan business had the vibe of someone subverting preexisting audience expectations and maybe engaging in a bit of stealth parody. With the help of some student volunteers, he went trawling through old magazines and newspapers and found hundreds of detective stories from the early 1800s that just hadn't garnered enough individual attention to be remembered. This was because most of them sucked balls. He created an online archive of them, so you too can read these mostly terrible stories.

[tricky-pockets]

I've spent a ridiculous amount of time on Project Gutenberg sifting through forgotten old fiction and lemme tell ya. a lot of that stuff sucks ass.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Tremendously comforting, really.

[glitchedlad]

reblogs were turned off for this one but i want it on my blog too

[galaxywarp]

[probablyasocialecologist]

[redpandarascal]

same as it ever was

[segamascott]

[teathattast]

[norondor]

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"