GirlByTheSea

i'm kenna or kennedi or whatever you want to call me. I'm my own forever. Photo Blog

[recycledstars]

You’re my present this year.

[rainglazed]

Y'all need to STOP

[queenundomiel-blog]

[kyrafic]

“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

[lisa-maxwell]

Word.

[johnskylar]

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

[certified-p0ser]

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[somecutething]

[peachdoxie]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OOOH MY GOD OH M MY G O D

[onlyblackgirl]

Is that a cat or a dog?

[adamsmasher]

a friend

[futurist]

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed Respond to IGN Comments

[im-immortal]

This is the single greatest thing I’ve ever come across.

[dailysailormoon]

Star Power, Make up!

[cryptiboy]

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

[myliobatiste]

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

[trukingofskeletonhell]

that’s just how goths are sometimes

[cinemawithoutpeople]

Cinema without people: Beetlejuice (1988, Tim Burton, dir.)

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[ankle-beez]

What the fuck

[starlightandtears]

I cannot believe….

[sunwukxng]

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

[marsapartment]

[waggtoon]

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

[cyberlink420]

[afriendandboy]

according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

murderer: any last words

me: do u think i’m cute be honest

[andrewhozier]

[bubbathegreat-1]

[thebeardedmannextdoor]

I can’t hit the ball standing still

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

when did golf start going trick shot

[the-king-of-kicks]

Dang bretheren

[foulserpent]

anyone else just LOVE the 3.5 minute wagon ride at the beginning of skyrim