Not Quite Clever

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[inkjie]

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

[ticticinstance]

anita should get to kill maria actually

[ccattnipp]

give me an elf and i’ll turn him into a dress-up doll

[polyphonetic]

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

[mariacallous]

[ehwadc]

[horsemotifs]

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

[ndnbutch]

but if I were to say that I don’t think vampires inherently and universally represent queerness and that if that’s the only way you engage with any story containing a vampire then a lot of very important messages are going to go straight over your head? i would be killed to death.

[trangoldin]

[ethos-labrador]

for those like me that want proof this is real:

[durnesque-esque]

Some writer is deep in the alt universe levels of AO3 and wrote a movie out of a fan fic premise.

[darkspaceboytoy]

The problem with doing Odyssey adaptations is they already did O Brother Where Art Thou

[rpfofficial]

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

[all-too-unwell-13]

you’ve met me at a very spanish time in my life

[rated-r-for-grantaire]

Happy 127th anniversary to the Newsies Strike!

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 19

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[starlitsequins]

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

[why-i-love-comics]

Detective Comics #1100 - "Lost & Found" (2025)

written by Tom Taylor art by Mikel Janin

[sockiepuppetry]

The Batman and Robin situation is crazy