[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

More i Grow my body Stonger. More i Learn my head gets Longer. More i Eat my belly Bouncing… More i Fight my foes i’m Trouncing.

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

More i Sing my voice gets Louder… More i Boast my pride gets Prouder… More i Run my speed gets Upper… What about you Mother Fucker…

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

normally this is when people reblog posts like this and say something like “i was on so much painkillers when i made this” but that doesn’t apply here. i was completely lucid when i made this. i can remember writing this phenomenal post with crystal clarity. for me, it was typical. i could do this kind of thing every day if i wished to.

[prime-tiktoks]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[babyanimalgifs]

Tiger checking the depth of a watering hole before getting in 

(Source)

[diet-poison]

that’s just a fella

[thenatsdorf]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[helloitsbees]

someone on twitter, one week later: WHY SH*TS & F*RTS IS PROBLEMATIC: A THREAD first off, the character Sh*t is hugely problematic, in the VERY FIRST EPISODE he gaslights F*rt by blaming him for a bad smell that Sh*t HIMSELF actually caused. needless to say this is LITERALLY abusive and (1/78)

[moami]

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

[nuguflops]

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

[weirdnessisgood]

[fullmemetalalchemist]

why are the pigeons so green

[eggcats]

chlorophyll

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6'4" 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[unclefather]

i’m 4′10″

93 pounds

very skilled in combat. very sharp teeth. cat like reflexes. women hate me but i love them. huge penis and very firm testicles. never seen a frog or amphibian before but i would love to.

i’m just looking for someone to keep me company

[wizardofgaysex]

Canadian. 1950s. Wood. Wilfred Richard (1894 - 1996), widely regarded as one of the prominent carvers of the noted Richard family from Quebec. Wooden folk art Dalmation in polychome paint.

[prime-tiktoks]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[goblin-sovereign]

[yoda-official]

[sosuperawesome]

Chris Austin Art on Instagram

Follow So Super Awesome on Instagram

[topwizzynum]

Listen he’s just minding his own business

[lesbianalluka]

‘i just got diagnosed with sleepy bitch disease’ moodboard

[everythingfox]

“Pack of wolves howling”

(Source)

[chabochi]

[loavfer]

always reblog the bog hogs

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[seperis]

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

[rehfan]

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

[spring-sent]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my cat wizard is a perfect incredible babyboy who is a people cat and the only cat i’ve ever had that comes running when he hears his name BUT

he only knows how to show affection through biting and holding you with his little evil hands

he is INSANELY strong, really just like a little man holding you

good luck

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is him