Shark

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[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[awesome-picz]

Seals Are Actually Ocean Puppies.

[woodelf68]

Myth: Confirmed!

[smolbabii-deactivated20190819]

Bitches will say “gimme another kiss” after being kissed 84848284 times.. it’s me, I’m bitches

[squeakitties]

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

[squeakitties]

[thebirdroads]

One of my all time favorite historical facts is that we have evidence of potters’ wheels that predate wheels used for transport so it’s entirely possible that one day way back in the Copper Age a potter needed to move his potter’s wheel across his hut and was like “…hey, what if we…”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dolfinsatdawn]

[eggpuffs]

get you a man who will break down his own door when he hears your little sister shouting emergency

ALSO

I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH 

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

brooklyn (19)99

[mybisexualwife]

[thtdamfangirl4]

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

[gregwuzhere]

I was not gonna reblog this without Captain Holt lmao

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

why is andy samberg’s hair more beautiful and flowing than mine

[valtsv]

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

[wordproblemapoligist]

does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while

[valtsv]

yeah

[perfecthorse]

[zorri]

*in a horse accent* help

[azaleatown]

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

[looking4myson]

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

[toastbutteregg]

[returnofahsoka]

you know, nothing can compare to the feeling you get when the beacons of minas tirith are lit

[owlmylove]

the year is 2027. the met gala theme is dashcon. i arrive in a navy parachute-nylon gown with a shimmering, mile long train containing a diving board, depth markers and hundreds of plastic balls. the vogue style editor dressed as Dr. Whostuck pulls me aside and begs to know the designer. i smile enigmatically and simply say, “it’s a ball gown.” all of the reporters are wearing mishapocalypse masks

[antiriko]

op do u take constructive criticism ?

[owlmylove]

i am not accepting comments at this time

[adulthoodisokay]

#i know exactly how cursed it felt to read this #bc i had to experience the horror of writing it

[meredith30x30]

I would wear a mile long dress of the what color is the sky post

[owlmylove]

I am accepting one (1) comment at this time

[bigheadmilf]

am 100% sure he has actually said this

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

an 80′s sitcom with a laugh track but the laugh track comes from behind you

[vampire-rae-deactivated20210807]

Thanks! How do I uninstall it?

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

It Uninstalls You.

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

i warned you

[asleepyteen]

The laugh track plays but now one voice louder

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”