Bugger Off

[memewhore]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Legendary

[rcedge]

I'm going to become an anchoress

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[suitedmenaus]

Having a scratch of his suited arse.

[daddys-loafersnsox]

Proper👅

[lustfulgrandpa]

I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOU SNIFF YOUR FINGERS AFTER SCRATCHING THE CRACK OF YOUR ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lustfulgrandpa]

IF THE ITCHING STILL REMAINS…..I CAN HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[hitmyvape]

[queenaegon]

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[wifehaver103947]

[midiport]

i have to watch this video every fucking day or else i get withdrawal symptoms

[miiilowo]

You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[lakevida]

give me another amulet im not driving

[thatcursedamulet]

why drive when you can teleport? unlock this new skill today by selling me your soul!

[lakevida]

i pray next year brings some kind of fungal blight that kills all the gimmick blogs at the same time forever and ever amen

[thatcursedamulet]

that’s.. actually kind of a rude thing to say.

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[3liza]

everyone is sick of reading everyone else's list of personal problems at the top of their blogs, we've been over all the reasons why this is a bad idea both interpersonally and as an online safety thing, however i think it should also be mentioned that just showing me the big list of what's wrong with you first thing when i click on your blog counts as spoilers and ruins the narrative tension. i clicked on your blog to find out over time, through a series of mysterious flashbacks and delightful subtextual nods, what's wrong with you. youre taking all the fun out of it

[studentofetherium]

so the ghost is there

[bedabug]