Not all those who wander are lost

Hello and welcome to my blog! I'm just your average millennial who prefers to obsess over fictional characters than being a productive member of society. I'm into several different books, movies, and television shows.

[blondebrainpowered]

Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill, 1980

Photo credit: Getty Images

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[catchymemes]

[kroovv]

Please enjoy this snail measuring tape i got at a garadge sale today

[targetedknowledge]

[seravph]

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

[dsmsix]

job interviews

[depsidase]

[girlteuthis]

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[doggosource]

[viralfrog]

[25nightchords]

body horror? uhh yeah having a body is horror

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[snarpreplies]

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[wilwheaton]

[thememedaddy]

[dduane]

...THIS.