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she/her. saulteaux. perpetually bored. aggressively optimistic and pessimistic. writer. painter. sometimes filmmaker. (mobile header by lovely-oasis)

[cheshire-aly]

[huffylemon]

[lorquiana]

really funny that tarantino has come out making all these bold claims about Cinema™ as an art form right after releasing the "lost chapter" of Kill Bill as an animated short in fortnite. "2019 was the last great year for movies" oh? yeah? does the industry need to be innovating more? by releasing more movies as special cutscenes in fortnite? "paul dano is the weakest actor in sag" would you rather work with *googles fortnite characters* skull trooper? mothmando? i love it. funniest thing one of our most annoying auteurs could have done to his own career. "i'm only making 10 movies because i don't believe you should stay on stage until people are begging you to get off" plus a bonus fortnite exclusive spinoff short? because that's what the people want? the fortnite exclusive special event spinoff short guy is going to lecture us about the death of cinema?

[ageae]

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[parakeet]

#MyCoin

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[enki2]

[astrodidact]

[aenariasbookshelf]

See that picture above? That’s a close up of my great grandmother’s immigration papers when she first came to the US back in the early 20th century. But my great grandma’s information isn’t the important part here. The important part is that line in the middle there about how they arrived in the country.

And how ‘stowaway’ is a legitimate, valid option to select.

So yeah. They absolutely just showed up, and that part of immigration history needs to be talked about a lot more.

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

REMINDER THAT TRAVEL VISAS AS WE KNOW THEM TODAY WERE INVENTED IN THE 1930S TO KEEP JEWISH REFUGEES OUT OF COUNTRIES THAT DID NOT WANT AN ‘INFLUX’ OF THEM, THEREBY FACILITATING THEIR GENOCIDE :)))))

read What is A Refugee for more history. Educate yourselves.

[systlin]

Yup. Mom’s side of the family came in this way. Just...wrote their names down and that was that. 

[kolejnylangblr]

The link doesn't work anymore, but for anyone curious: What is A Refugee is a book by William Maley, and you can find it on other sites (just don't buy from Amazon, please) or ask in your library.

[kaijutegu]

You can read What is A Refugee for free on the Internet Archive.

[consistantly-changing]

[Image descriptions in order: a tweet by @joseiswriting "Jose Antonio Vargas" which says "Dear U.S. history teachers:

Your job is crucial. More than ever.

When people say, "Ellis Island took in LEGAL immigrants," please remind students that immigrants did not need visas and green cards during the Ellis Island era. They just showed up."]

[A photo of an old document, showing the description "I arrived as a passenger, stowaway, seaman, member of crew, or..." In regards to immigration.]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ah yes. this.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Fire-based wizard spells:

Magic Missile: Fuck Your Left Nut In Particular.

Flaming Sphere: Fuck You, collectively.

Fireball: To Whom It May Concern: Please consider this an Official Fuckening.

Wall Of Fire: The Great Wall Of Fuck You

Flame Strike: Fuck You and Fuck Your Air Support Too

Delayed Blast Fireball: Fuck You Later.

Incendiary Cloud:  Cloudy with a Chance of Fuck You

Meteor Storm: FUCK ALL Y’ALL

[depsidase]

[theorangepdf]

the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

[castiel--for--king]

one guy was facetiming his sister, she was in Texas for work and I know this because they were yell-talking at each other. This went on for a few minutes so I got up, walked over and sat down in the chair next to him an asked if she was staying hygrated as I heard Texas can get really hot in the summer and that it looked like she has a bit of a sun burn.

The two of them were flabergasted. And the guy said "what are you doing???"

So I was like. "....well you included me in this call and I'm just worried about your sister."

He goes "Im having a PRIVATE conversation!"

So I goes "If it was private then how the hell do i know youre talking to your sister who is in texas on a business trip?"

Ultimately im not sure he really got the point but he lowered the volume because now he's worried about creeps like me listening to his conversations but at least he's behaving now even if he doesnt understand why

[themainspoon]

You're a hero, I hope you know that.

[caught-tumbling]

I literally did this to someone. She was listening to very very descriptive erotica on the beach at max volume. So I walked over, sat down next to her, and asked her to catch me up on the plot I'd missed. When she asked what the hell I was doing I said "oh I thought this was like a book club thing? Since you're playing it at full volume on a crowded beach?" She suddenly remembered she did in fact bring headphones and was willing to use them. She kept looking at me like I was a lunatic for the rest of the time she was there but it was probably the funniest thing I'd ever done

[softlyfiercely]

we were hanging out at the river - a location known for its lovely natural sounds not requiring mid ass top 40 played off a tiny bullshit speaker - and some guy had his iphone sitting on a rock playing music. i just swam over, tapped the screen, and hit pause before swimming away. dude saw me do this. dude said nothing. dude did not turn the music back on.

violate the social contract back at these losers 2025

[butchfagminotaur]

i’m so fucking sick of people taking aspects of historical gay sexuality and saying “but what if i made it squeaky clean and sexless so i can have it” sometimes not everything is for you babes!!! sometimes you don’t get to have everything!!!

[butchfagminotaur]

“what’s the hanky for ppl who don’t wanna have sex or do kink or any of that” there isn’t one!!! it’s called not wearing a fucking hanky!!! because it’s not fucking for you!!!!!

[butchfagminotaur]

capitalism and individualism has rotted people’s brains to the point that it feels like a lot of people don’t understand that some things just aren’t fucking for them and they don’t need to twist and change it to force it to apply to them!!! sometimes things are not!!! for!!! you!!!

[butchfagminotaur]

where are the glory holes for people who just wanna give thumbs up through them???

[bigbigtruck]

[vnapologeticapathy]

girls with no car are the most specialest and everyone appreciates picking them up and transporting them from place to place in their car (affirmations for girls with no car)

[newsandstuffisee]

[the-gayest-dovah]

[hroethvitnir]

Welp, we can't have good things, I guess.

The comments discuss that it's probably for *training* AI, as Dorsey also financially backs the platform on which diVine is being built:

NOSTR introduces a marketplace for users to train AI models effectively. NOSTR is a communication system made for social media and the wider

He's also an NFT bro, mates with the twitter nazi, and anti "censorship".

My perfunctory search backed these claims well enough for me to buy that this is very much not well meant.