this is a Fossil Fighters blog now

you can call me Jelly or Jam | he/she | Bi | you Must stay silly | pfp curtouesy of @effiesketch

[molabuddy]

lets be friends...!!

[sawed-on-shotgun]

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

[sawed-on-shotgun]

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

[sawed-on-shotgun]

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

[fishieguyy]

how many hours a day do u spend drawing

*tugs my collar*

[fishieguyy]

my friend nico and i talking about something similar the other day IDK its not even really like i choose to draw for hours withour breaks its just that i need to . or i start becoming a worse version of myself.

[molabuddy]

lets all be friends..!!!!!

[clonerightsagenda]

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

[daily-mspaint-paleoart]

14/08/2026 Eunotosaurus

[snowkissedmonsters]

I actually think all fairies are fat, in their natural habitat. The Irish used iron horseshoes to protect their milk and butter stashes from fairies bc they love cream so much. Cream and berries and honey and ale, all day every day. If you see a skinny fairy she is underfed, give her some sugar water like you would a tired bumblebee 🍰

[egberts]

lisa simpson could replace light yagami and successfully trick L but light could never handle having bart as a brother

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[ariaste]

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

[orange-catsidy]

[orange-catsidy]

faqs:

is this real? / i thought pro wrestling was fake? wrestling is 'fake' in that the fights are choreographed and the winner is predetermined, but the physicality is very real. there's no way to 'fake' getting whipped with a metal chain so hard it leaves welts.

why ARE they chained? this is a specialty fight called a 'dog collar match' where both participants are, you guessed it, fitted with dog collars which are then chained together.

is this legal? / how can this be allowed? why wouldn't it be? they're both consenting adults who planned and agreed to it.

but they could be seriously hurt! they know, and they accept the risk. pro wrestlers are well aware of the injuries possible in their line of work, and they do it anyway because they're crazy people.

IS there aftercare? of a sort, yeah - there's a medical team on hand to patch everyone up, and lots of coworkers backstage to give them a 'job well done!'

why are they wearing thigh highs? they're kneepads/shin guards for protection. looking like sexy thigh highs is just a bonus side effect!

ok, but why's that guy in a shiny speedo? personal preference. wrestlers can design their own outfits and some prefer full coverage long tights, while others wear less to show off the gams.

is that cm punk? yup! he unretired last year.

why do straight men watch this? i'm still trying to figure this one out. 🤷

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#is this just kinky as hell to anyone else or like#is that just me? 

Nah mate two half-naked muscular men chained together by their dog collars whipping the shit out of each other with chains in a ritualised power struggle with a predetermined dominator and submitter of the interaction in a public ring is wholesome family entertainment

[uncle-ri-ri]

if i'm 10000% honest Ri Kusuriuri has always been drop dead handsome better then any others (except ken and Kon i love all three equally) but his design always makes ma jaw drop

this man should be illegal

I am looking so respectfully rn LMFAO

When I originally watched Mononoke back in like 2014, I primarily just stared at Ri like :o because he was so visually unique (just like the entire anime). He's one of those characters that you just know even from just a glimpse. It was actually gifsets from here that had gotten me to watch in the first place. It took me waiting until one graced my dash that actually had the anime tagged and wasn't just "anime aesthetic". I was always like "Who is this beautiful man???".

And like overall he is just so unique for an anime protag? He doesn't even look like he's as badass as he is. (I used to watch a lot of shonen stuff and he's such a huge departure from that genre) I've been rewatching everything for the first time and I'm noticing all this stuff I didn't pick up on back when I first watched. Like he has all these moments where he starts leaning into being vindicative where he will let people be killed by the mononoke if it is justified (the Ayakashi Bakeneko arc is a big one). Like bro gets pissed especially over injustice and abuse against women. It's like he's got these morally gray moments and I fucking love that.

Oh my god that was long. I am so sorry. LMFAO

[tesnuzzik]

Ri version 🦋

[irate-iguana]

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

[mockiatoh]

Stop that’s too funny

[body-poetic]

"u cant save smth that doesnt want to be saved"

I Dreamt of Something Lost is a fake desktop game about data, grief, and memory. It is about the Facebook profiles of dead friends, about parts of yourself still stuck in a particular social media profile like a fossil stuck beneath layers and layers and layers of sediment, about the fragility of digital storage, about what it feels like to have your world shrink to the breadth of a computer screen. I made it back in 2023, during a particularly difficult time in my life. I was convinced it wouldn't come to anything; instead, it won a New Media Writing Prize and more-or-less launched my career. Funny how things work out.

I'm trying to grow my writing to the point where it can financially support me - crazy difficult, I know, but I believe in my work and what it can do. I Dreamt of Something Lost is possibly the best thing I've ever made - it would mean the world if you could check it out on itch.io HERE.

You can also buy it as a cassette game (with bonus creator commentary) or postcard HERE!

[tofixtheshadows]

At the age of 93, Duane Michals (February 18, 1932 – June 9, 2026) created this photographic triptych “Do You Mind if I Sit Here?" for the New York Times, a reflection on gay cruising and the pain of being closeted.

[official-boob-posts]

I’m not sure if I’ve posted this one before but I stumbled upon it in the wild so it goes here now

[wizardarchetypes]

just saw a listing for a free grandfather clock and all i can say is my flatmates are lucky i'm on mood stabilizers