promiscuous.business

chelsi amber.20.college sophomore.pansexual.new york reppin'.circa survive.dance gavin dance.aspiring baker.culinary student.i'm kind of a raging bitch.keep calm and conquer, baby.

[labella-instagram]

[flow-fairy]

[formervivi]

that shit look like a real life glitch

[fyhaircolors-blog]

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

The vet suggested a shirt instead of a cone for my cat. Fun Fact: Most Cats wear baby sizes 0-3 months. - Imgur

[reverseharem-deactivated2020021]

this cat is more grunge than i could ever be

[lifeofamooseboy-deactivated2015]

omg

[agotiaf]

[thebabyanimals]

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

Vaginas are expected to be bald, super soft with no stubble, smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy, discolored, sweaty and salty ballsacks out there demanding to be in a mouth.

[dickprintbandit]

girl.

[iwantursex]

And not a lie was spoken

[tarynel]

Gospel.

[blackbark]

just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbd

[julieraven]

are you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament

[fromstarstocells-deactivated201]

[blackfairypresident]

emma watson is kindergarten feminism. shes “lets scrape the surface of sexism but not point any fingers because i dont want men to dislike me” feminism. shes mayonnaise feminism.

[finallysomegoodfuckingcontent]

Or Emma Watson is a smart powerful woman who knows that the minds of world leaders are too fragile and she can’t afford to risk offending their manhood.

Its called rhetoric, and she’s fuckin good at it.

Go eat your mayonnaise somewhere else.

[-hewastheirfriend]

[rnashpotato-blog]

nd you just drop in and just.. smack the lip- hUAPEH… ydrop down.. sme- BAUGUHGgh

[blackiesdead]

[blacktinbox]

[clockworkrobotic]

I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a person with a failing potato cafe

[the-eco-dude]

Also, you literally invited him to come and tell you how to run your resturant…

[thirstingaintdead-deactivated20]

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

"Make me",

"oh really",

"is that so"

[certaflyably-deactivated2018030]

"prove it"

[sigmarikz]

"What’s in it for me?"

[arineat-deactivated20150817]

"Wanna bet?"

[cassieblack]

"Scared, Potter?"

[the-nightman783]

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

[antiporn-activist]

Images from the #50DollarsNot50Shades campaign on Facebook: 

https://www.facebook.com/pages/50-Dollars-not-50-Shades/713262428793958

Hollywood doesn’t need your money; abused women do.

Sponsors of this campaign include:

Stop Porn Culture stoppornculture/London Abused Women’s Centre/National Center on Sexual Exploitation/PATHS of Saskatchewan/Antipornography.org/ oneangrygirl.net

[memeguy-com]

years later House is still as relevant as he ever was