Some Nerd

Vanderbilt '16, EE, sousaphone, 32, actual math teacher

[femboy-c-cups]

[femboy-c-cups]

Worthy

[cipher-fresh]

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[sheepstiel]

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

[mevil]

[fullfrontalfish]

>:)

[erateeth]

🌈🦈✨

Based on this post:

[mmmmalo]

Mario: Die! Die! Die! All of you, DIE!

[blackberry-zinc]

[bobdylanyaoi]

[onethousandfrogs]

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

[oneheadtoanother]

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[takaraphoenix]

"average German fairy tale is full of fucked up shit" factoid actualy just statistical error. average German fairy tales are no more fucked up than others. Fucked-Up Shit Enjoyers Wilhelm and Jacob, who lived in cave & wrote fucked up fairy tales each day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[yuriinullification]

topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

[sabertoothwalrus]

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is actually the last straw for me I need to start sending people emails

[sexhaver]

that "satire requires clarity of purpose because im incapable of analysis and am making that everyone else's problem" chestnut is definitely the most annoying Tumblrism by virtue of just, like, objectively being false at all times, but "you are not immune to propaganda" is a very close second. imo that sentence should be like a spell where trying to cast it against someone more powerful than you lets them reverse the energy and instantly explode your neocortex. one time i made a post about robotics and someone reblogged it with that fuckass garfield picture like it was a #micdrop moment and i kind of just sighed and looked over at the CS/Robotics dual major diploma on my bookshelf

[sexhaver]

one of my favorite parts about SSBM is that every local community independently evolves a slang word synonomous with "whiny-ass excuse for a loss" that always ends up being the name of the player in their community most notorious for this behavior

[sexhaver]

in the house like ice age sulfurous springs

im less concerned by what prompted you to write this than i am by whatever prompted you to send it to me, specifically

[sexhaver]

im so sorry i failed to parse this as a MTG thing at first and was very confused. anyways yeah the ideal hot tub experience is striking this exact pose and making this exact face.

btw someone on reddit recently made a 3d digital recreation of this scene and it rules, check it out