Some Nerd

Vanderbilt '16, EE, sousaphone, 32, actual math teacher

[alien-daydreamer]

I have expanded my predictions for Universes Beyond

Standard Bingo rules apply, in addition to the following:

If you want to place bets, highlight a horizontal, vertical, or diagonal line of your choice and if three or more of those come true, you win.

Betting Hard Mode: Highlight three lines and if nine come true across any of these lines, you win.

These aren't just for full sets, this also applies to any Secret Lair drops or any cross promotion MTG decides to do from 2027-2030. Even something as minor as a one off limited edition thing that's only on Arena. Or any non-canon cards like that Monopoly one

What do you win? Fame, infamy, the right to bake yourself cookies, or the disgusting sinking feeling that MTG has gone downhill. YOU DECIDE!!!

Most importantly, have fun!!!

[gayvampyr]

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

[oars-deactivated20250629]

girl are you sure???????????????

[shitboy96]

The joker sees this and thinks “oh this is just normal paving”

[sedoretu]

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

[danielkahndyke]

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[frailgun]

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

[comikbook]

lets make bad art together

[comikbook]

[comikbook]

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[dlzdrz]

Just finished The Hero of Ages.

[threedollarsdotcom]

> open up wallet

> full of blood

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[bloodclotbitch]

[importantandunavoidable]

finding army issue pants at the thrift store that fit me is so interesting. they were really sending three foot tall dudes with gigantic asses to die in vietnam

[cryptotheism]

Off the gelfsauce, behaving regretably.

[yutaan]

Been listening to Morph Club while I work. These books!!! THESE KIDDDSS

[despazito]

Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)

[loving-n0t-heyting]

this is how they look