I Slash Riptide

[rookamell]

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

[charlyritter]

[theoriginofcarrots]

@houliwife  THIS is going on:  

Also that happened:

And that:

 Many thanks to the Starsky and Hutch bloopers on youtube (except for the very bad image quality)

[gaydaryl]

me: yeah of course i have a lot of kinks

me:

[tinx-r]

Give the boys something to read instead of chain mail... Join us for the Riptide Drabble Challenge! Theme is Spring or New Beginnings, no claiming, just write and share. Drabbles, double or triple drabbles, 5 things (5 drabbles), or Drabble series welcome! Come play :)

Discretion Advised

[amvs]

[beanmused]

@blindbatalex

[tinx-r]

When two become one... just saying

[maladaptive-dreamer]

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

[iguanastevens]

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

[reiner-is-back-bitches]

Amazing tutorial I recommend to everyone!

[likeangelsonfire]

10/10 would recommend

[saniika]

Yes.

[squad51-kmg365-blog-deactivated]

Spending time with my 2 favorite guys; had some difficult times these past few days so going to focus on these guys.

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[azkaabanter]

Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!

Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”

[justdrarryme]

The fucking accuracy though. 

[sterek-helinski]

Oh gosh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[tinx-r]

danny to his girlfriend of two years, who wrote him a card saying "i love you": i can say it! i can totally say it, people say it all the time, they say it a million times a day and it doesn't mean anything. i say it, it means something. it's not true that i've never said it to you, is that true, is that actually true? hmm is this perhaps about mY EX WIFE????

danny to steve, often with no prompting whatsoever: hey steve, babe, i love you. i love you, steve. babe, did i mention that i love you? i do. i love you. i'm going to draw a heart in the air and mouth the words at you now because i love you

I don't even watch this show and yet I ship these two so hard

[garudagay]

If you don’t write paragraphs on paragraphs on shit absolutely nobody but you and maybe 2 other people give a shit about you are not living your most authentic life

[ruth-dw]

@ilsa-fireswan tagged this  #season 3-4 of blakes 7 is tarrant self-insert RPF fanfic #in this essay i will

…and frankly I want to read the rest of that essay, so I must be one of the other two people.

[ilsa-fireswan]

Well, it wasn’t properly an essay but….

[tinx-r]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Now doesn’t this sound like fun?

[tinx-r]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

"I'm heading for forty, Nick. I just don't think it's gonna happen for me." Not a new thought -- it'd been swimming around in my mind since the day Janet left me, truth be told -- but the first time I'd voiced it to Nick, anyway.

"Not this again." Nick frowned, sighed, patted my arm. "C'mon, man, you say that every time you get dumped, you know?"

I frowned at my beer, then him. "Do not."

"Sure you do. And then Murray tries to make you feel better with singles parties, or the new girl at the post office, or that one time when he accidentally set you up with a working girl."

"It was an honest mistake," Murray cut in. "How was I supposed to know?"

Nick's eye roll was nearly audible and I put my palm to my forehead. Murray's such a fixer, he always wants everyone around him to be happy. But I still didn't remember giving voice to my doubts about true love before.

"Anyway, I didn't get dumped," I protested, belatedly realizing what else Nick had said. "We weren't even dating. I just helped her out with a couple of assignments."

"You sure did, pal. You're all heart." If Nick rolled his eyes any harder he was gonna give himself whiplash. Asshole.

[charlyritter]

quick reminder that one time starsky wore this

[tinx-r]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fifty snakes, at least. Caged, most of them, or at least in those glass-fronted terrarium-things people use for reptiles.

Made my skin crawl.

Cody an' Murray both know I don't like snakes much, but they don't get it, not really. Even Cody's not above tossing a rubber snake at me if one happens to be lying around. You know, when Melba visits.

Great fucking joke.

He doesn't like it much when I roll the Mimi, so you'd think he'd show a little more compassion. And you'd think both him and Murray woulda given me more warning, before we went inside this reptile-nest.

"By the way, guys, Gantry is a herpetoculturist."

"Sure hope he's getting treatment for that, Boz."

And you know what? Cody snickered right along with Murray, which made no sense to me, because Cody's no more familiar with six syllable words than I am. Until Murray said, "It means he keeps snakes, Nick."

I was still glaring at both of them when we arrived, only neither of them were paying attention to me. They were too busy sniggering, and talking way too much about herpes. They can keep that along with their snakes.

[marypsue]

Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to the original canon, sometimes it’s just that one telegram that says “Fuck you. Strongly worded letter to follow”.