Rawr! Insanity here!

So much randomness so little time...my mind is a huge block of insanity Feel free to talk, message, or just hang out

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while...

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one...

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It's funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are... idk if it's an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

[malicemismanager]

Oh dear gods, it's gotten worse

[fierceawakening]

When you know politics but no facts

[anarchistmemedistro]

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

[captaindibbzy]

This hits different when combined with that "Americans don't learn other countries exist till they're in 5th Grade" post from the other day.

[dzamie]

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might've been a gif of "fuck you," screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign "fuck you"

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is my favourite post on this website

[algorithmsoflatecapitalism]

Unpleasant_(interface)_design

[mayflower-gal]

THERE’S A SEQUEL TO THE HORRIBLE VOLUME SLIDER POST

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

You probably saved everyone in that coffe shop from a terrible yet whimsical death

[pixelartpeach]

So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when I send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do.

I was trying to send her this meme

So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint

Simple process, just set the secondary color to black

Highlight

And cut

Then copy and paste edited meme.

Which I did.

Except.

I forgot to copy the whole meme

So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said

[coldtofire]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJsMrwMo/

[ladylike-foxes]

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

[slushyseals]

So there’s this seal rehabilitation center I like to watch the livestream of from time to time. This morning was pool cleaning day, the day they weigh the rescue seals and photograph them to keep track of their rehabilitation progress as a sudden change in weight is a serious health indicator among other things. The box helps keep them on the scale as, otherwise, you cannot weigh bouncy boys.

This seal was having NONE OF IT. One of the workers was attempting to get the seal to turn so they could get a photo of its side. (They are not hitting the seal, at most she is giving him a little shove in the direction it needs to turn.) HE DID NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED WITH THE SQUEEGEE.

He did NOT like his photo being taken!

As soon as they took the box to weigh one of the other seals HE STOLE THE FRIGGIN’ SQUEEGEE!!! 

[cheyneshapedvoid]

It’s a pool-cleaning day at the rehab center, and you are an angery seal.

[dunglizard]

[omghotmemes]

What sorcery is this?

[m-a-n-d-u-s-a]

It’s mom finding the milk

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[that-twink-over-there]

The Invader Zim laugh SENT ME

[tikkety-tok]

[pawprint3]

This is better than any snl sketch

[fernthefanciful]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

man….

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the vibe i was specifically tryna project here was ‘when renn faire gets cancelled for the nth time’

[lazorsandparadox]

How did you manage to perfectly impersonate a plushie

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

it’s the 5′2 energy

[ozziescribbler]

Speaking of, I forgot to share my Chibi Man… fanart publicly 

[notsowittywriter]

New graffiti in Norwich!

[tenisperfection]

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

[wanderer0fw0rlds]

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

[swan2swan]

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

[gamerphonzy]

You haven’t even seen the best one yet (or at least, it wasn’t in this reblog chain):

[mirta-has-a-magick-lair-deactiv]

Just Romania things

[r4cs0]

Wait…back it up

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[maroonsunrise83-deactivated2023]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[quarryknightcosplayandcustoms]

I made another comic

[letsgayguys-blog]

Godamnit this has me cr y in g

[shadescootalo-deactivated202509]

The skeleton is like do you mind