out of place and time

jauntily macabre weirdo you will probably regret following lol

[gabedoesthings]

A friend sent me this masterpiece and my first thought was "sw tumblr is gonna love this"

Absolute cinema

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[explicitlyrics]

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

[loth-caatgirl]

actually yes this needs to be kept as part of this conversation

[bonescaro]

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[augustdementhe]

I just need a good pot, a good wok, TWO paring knives, TWO steak knives, and one Santoku style choppitychoppity.

That’s IT.

I ask for SO LITTLE.

[rionsanura]

Very helpfully, there is someone keeping track of which high-quality kitchenware has been enshittified and which hasn’t.

https://ledger.worseonpurpose.com/

[augustdementhe]

Oh HELL yes.

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[nateconnolly]

living on my own is just like. will i be able to afford groceries? im so fucking grateful that i don’t live with my parents! how the fuck am i going to pay my rent this month? im so fucking grateful that i don’t live with my parents! this job is soul-crushingly difficult and i still can’t afford the things i need. im so fucking grateful that i don’t live with my parents!

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

[hihuddy]

Artist: Tim Brierley

Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. ❤️

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[olderwestisgone-deactivated2025]

sour

[sillyguywithsillydoodles]

I hope it's okay but I animated him a little because the concept is too good thank you for your service 🧎

I can't upload a video with sound for some reason but here's the version with audio

[olderwestisgone-deactivated2025]

hOLY FUCK!!!!!! HOOOLYYYY FUUUUCCKKKK

THE KIWIFICATION..... AWESOME. I LOVE HOW YOU ANIMATED THE TRANSFORMATION + LOVE HOW HIS SMALL HAT FALLS OFF😭😭THIS IS SO CUTE

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[shardlily]

Big thank you to all the creators out there ❤️

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[titsay]

[dumpsterfire620]

[helenvaughans]

[quasi-normalcy]

No source, but with your help, we can make this true.

[gayahithwen]

I read this post out loud to my wife and her immediate instinct was "I would've called it the Trump Dumps", and I just want to put forward that as a potential synonym.

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you