lil_lezbean

5’0 lesbian - 22💜 i try to be funny, but my brain works part time

[midnights-dragon]

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

[lilylilium]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

[frocio]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[frocio]

[iphisesque]

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

[frogcoded]

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

[putaemo-cional]

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

[frocio]

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

[criptochecca]

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

[fishbizkit]

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

[cannot-think-of-a-cute-name]

reblog to Italian season your pussy

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[parsnippety]

@the-nephelococcygian

[the-nephelococcygian]

🥸🎶

[389]

Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina

[theehorsepusssy]

[demonicae]

[imhestiainspirit]

Thanks for the characters now fuck off

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

Oh, my word we care.

[femgineerasolution]

Et tiramisu, Brute?

[andremichaux]

THE GOOD PLACE | 3.09

[feastuponthis]

[i-have-good-taste]

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[tinystudentathletehumanoid]

I fully support scaring children with adult problems! there's no such thing as the boogey man, but wait till you hear about the government taking all your money away.

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[queer-and-longing]

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

[saint-yaint]

This is the thing!

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

[meepmoopmaap]

[haydenthewitch]

babe are you okay you rb'ed “you’re too loud” 15 times today

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

[srsfunny]

Goodluck Pikachu

[lorespill]

i love how expressive the actors/actresses in Ponies are. Emilia Clarke's eyebrows are working overtime. Haley Lu Richardson's face looks so empathetic and befuddled at the same time. Vic Michaelis is going to murder someone with her eyes.

[incorrectvillanevequotes]

[tinystudentathletehumanoid]

I wholeheartedly believe that if Max was a theatre kid, they could have killed Vecna so much faster. All of a sudden you just hear "Memory" or "Somewhere that's Green" as you're trying to kill this kid. It would have delt so much psychic damage and ended the entire hive mind.