✮⋆˙ depressive pixie nightmare bi ✮⋆˙

calvin \\ he/they \\ 28 \\ genderfluid \\ american (kill me) \\ autistic \\ infj \\ most likely playing fnv & eating mint oreos rn

[tinyvampire]

my son got all A’s in school so i got him a happy meal

[timeflow]

trans pride flag color picked from trans pride flag

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[byjove]

It’s okay. Understanding the enemy (the concept of a nuclear family) is the first step to defeating it.

[magicalmysteryperson]

Nuclear Family Month is a thing? That... that can't be real.

oh wow. it's real.

....real stupid.

[byjove]

sadly. microdosing Tumblr on the worst news stories I have had the misfortune of reading.

[percyfraser]

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk SOME LIKE IT HOT 1959 — dir. Billy Wilder

[0-pop-art]

Piper getting ready for the day perhaps?

She never starts the day without her morning coffee and smoke

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]

[oasisbreakup]

[cannibal-tango]

(Note: Make good later)

[avvocarlo]

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

[basingstokemercury]

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

[qadarpriestress]

You never know how signing up for a new class, getting a haircut, attending a party you are too lazy to go to, or applying to a job you think you have no chance at can really shift timelines. You are probably one decision away from catapulting into a new timeline.

[samirasystole]

i actually think it was really hot for trinity santos to walk in on her first day with that amount of confidence, make nicknames for every loser in there, try and get to do as many cool procedures as she could, catching some asshole stealing drugs, flirt with a 30+ year old surgery resident and still bag her after stabbing her in the foot, and just in general walking around and taking up her rightful space. i think women should do that more

[dspud]

[byjove]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

[byjove]

So close! Richmond, Virginia.

[byjove]

…which is a bit like Portland but with less white people and more malicious ghosts.

[galaxianmothman]

Pssst!

Live in the US?

Need to call your representative or senator, but nervous about making the phone call?

Do it at 2 am!

I'm not kidding. It will go to voice mail and you don't have to talk to a human person, and your call still counts!

Signed, someone with major phone anxiety who has pushed through it to do this several times now.

You've got this!

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo