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okay the picture was already funny but then I hit play and completely lost my shit
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Hello yâall, itâs been forever since I graced this page. Lots has happened. Donât want to get into it right away. Finding myself on Instagram and my damn FB more. Still completely ugh-worthy though.
But yes, if anyone needs to find me, send a message my way. I missed this space.
So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. Iâm talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I canât complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.
These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.
Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them
Also important to note, and something my bf has repeated to me many times: a contract is a negotiation until it is signed, and YOU ARE ALLOWED TO AMEND IT. Tech companies often put some bs in there about âwe own everything you make while you work for usâ which broadly applied also means anything done on your own time. He always ALWAYS does write-in amendments with initial and date to state that they only own things done FOR the company, on company time, because there have been companies that enforced that bullshit when somebody had a personal side project the company decided they wanted to steal. Thereâs only one company that threw a fit at his attempts to amend it and he considered that a huge red flag and refused to sign, turned down the job.
Never. EVER. Sign shit without reading it. Also: if your prospective employer wonât let you take the thing home to read before you sign it and says you need to sign it then and there THAT IS A RED FLAG. The job I had that turned out to be abusive as shit was like that. Every other job Iâve been able to bring the contract home to my parents to have a more experienced set of eyes on it. Itâs also common practice in some fields to have oneâs attorney look over it before signing. So never let them tell you that you canât look over it with someone else. Thatâs a fat load of shit. For âlower levelâ jobs they may not accept amendments to the contract but if they wonât even give you the proper time to read it over, theyâre trying to pull some bullshit on you and youâre going to regret it if you sign. Even if thereâs nothing bad in what you signed itâs an example of how they are going to treat you while youâre there. Take it to heart and run like fucking hell.
Please also tell your coworkers. Inform others. Tell everyone. Please, for the lovee of everything TELL PEOPLE THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO THESE THINGS.
Companies BANK on the fact youâre not going to read it. Then they slip in shit like âyou canât talk about your wagesâ because they want you to keep quiet, so thy can pay that guy six bucks, and pay the guy over there fifteen and pay you eight. They want you to accept it all blindly. PLEASE DONâT STAY BLIND.
Yes, Iâve lost out on jobs because I wanted to read it and they didnât want me to. Or they wanted m to resign and I said no to to the things they added that I pointed out were unfair and borderline illegal.Â
Read shit. Tell everyone else to read shit. BE INFORMED.Â
Absolutely 100% good advice âđźâđźâđź
Never ever ever sign shit without reading and re-reading it! Take it home, show it to someone more experienced, if you can, show it to a lawyer. A contract is supposed to work for both sides. A company in Toronto tried to make me sign a contract with clause that in event of me leaving the job I will not work in a similar position anywhere in Ontario. Yeah, right, not enforceable in court, dudes, you canât prevent me from making a living. Read the shit and donât let them intimidate you.Â
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Oh hey I havenât yelled about voting in a while
Itâs also a census year. Which means state legislatures are going to be redrawing their districts.
Thanks to the magic of gerrymandering, whoeverâs in charge of the state during redistricting has a ton of power.
Republicans focusing on taking control of state legislatures because people donât pay attention to them and gerrymandering to give themselves the advantage is a major part of what got us where we are now.
So if you can, pay attention to state legislature races and vote down the ticket. The districts are often small and races are often decided by a couple hundred or even a few dozen votes, so in a lot of cases it can be totally doable to flip a seat.
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
âNo woman needs youâ said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.
I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.
u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism
The scurvy got him
I donât get why âcat ladyâ is an insult to women.Â
My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.
If a woman has a cat but you donât see a guy, thatâs usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.
she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box
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âSolitude is dangerous. Itâs very addictive. It becomes a habit after you realize how peaceful and calm it is. Itâs like you donât want to deal with people anymore because they drain your energy. â
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Thereâs a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and itâd turn back but thatâs a bit less romantic
#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolfâs mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes wonât go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#itâs time to come home
I actually like the âthrowing clothes at itâ better cause now Iâm picturing Grandma stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing down this horrible, snarling beast.
And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like âGODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTEâ
I love both these versions.
Absolutely terrifying.
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