Tired-Chaos

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[porterdavis]

[byjove]

put your blorbos in a Paleolithic hunter gatherer au

[byjove]

there was only one cave

[byjove]

from separate bands, they meet while pursuing the same bloodthirsty cave bear that has begun hunting humans and ravishing camps

[liketolaugh-writes]

I forgot this last time I scrolled past this but

I absolutely have read a prehistoric hunter/gatherer AU

(It's also A/B/O, which I forgot when I went digging through my bookmarks for this, but I went through half my Avengers bookmarks for it so you're getting it anyway)

[were--ralph]

I hate my brain it just spews out random bs sometimes

[were--ralph]

"Put the pussy in a wheelbarrow" girl what do that even mean

[gayyiffparadiseowo]

I said put the pussy in layaway once and now I'm trans so that's fun :]

[were--ralph]

i like this one a lot actually

[were--ralph]

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[were--ralph]

[live-and-learn]

@i-say-ok You are the only way to improve this

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[thattransotter]

I love you i-say-ok

[i-say-ok]

ok. :] ♥️♥️♥️

[free-post-store]

$0

[is-silksongg-released-yet]

Silksong is not released yet

[were--ralph]

what the fuck happened to this post

shoo shoo get out of here

[were--ralph]

Looking through the notes and. Why is literally (literally) every gimmick blog drawn to this post in particular

What is going on

[porcelain-face-art]

[were--ralph]

[were--ralph]

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

[evengirlierballs]

I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.

[were--ralph]

Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite

[natalieironside]

I think the aversion in our society to coming up w/ utilitarian answers to ethical questions (my favorite hobby) has caused us to cede way too much ground to the assholes of the world in the vein of "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb," as Dark Helmet put it. Like.

Laypeople (and also a concerning number of scientists) have often got the idea that unethical human experimentation is some sort of ultra-effective super science that would fix all the disease and discover all of the medicine and we only don't do it because it isn't nice (see: every science fiction show ever). No! Jumping straight from abstract theory to human trials is a terrible way to do science. It produces incoherent results and useless observations and nonsensical conclusions. We have pages and pages of historical precedent demonstrating this.

And lots of people have got the idea that totalitarianism is some sort of magic super-government that does all the government stuff really effectively abd efficiently and we only don't do it because it isn't nice. No!!!! "Let's put one idiot in charge and do whatever dumb shit they say" is the worst way to organize any project at all, let alone an economy and a political machine. Fascist regimes are models of corruption, waste, and inefficiency.

And so on

[itsabear]

mengela discovered nothing. 731 discovered nothing. Residential school trials discovered nothing. Unethical medical trials are just cruelty by mediocre people. None of the doctors in these unethical trials were outstanding students or notable doctors. We dont need science fiction we just need history and honesty.

[natalieironside]

In addition to its being niceys, ethics is a form of rigor. Someone who disregards ethics is (1) Doing It Wrong and (2) just as likely to disregard any other forms of rigor they decide they don't like.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so fun coming across pre-9/11 references to the twin towers bc people loathed them. You can be reading a random book from the 90s and stumble across succulent easter eggs like this:

"...where the World Trade Center (so good they did it twice!) stands as the final failure of architecture; not an idea, not a design, not a whimsy, not a grace note, not a shred of art or passion wrinkles those sharply creased trouser legs."

(Don't Ask by Donald E. Westlake)

[karlmarxtdumitmirgehn]

i once read somewhere that new yorkers refered to the twin towers as the boxes the chrysler building and empire state building came in

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thenightlymirror]

James Baldwin.

[cloudabserk]

anything for my princess 🩵

[cloudabserk]

communist zohran forcing us to roast alive at 172F

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

He got past the first three games, though

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

The first three games? Grand Theft Auto IV was the sixth (main) game in the series.

GTA3 came out in 2001 (it's non-binary, because it's 3D 😉) and then GTA: Vice City in 2002, and GTA: San Andreas in 2004.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas — the third 3D entry in the series, and the fifth GTA game — happened, and Gică Petrescu hadn't even died yet?!?

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Oh, sorry, I didn't know where the spin-offs were and just went through the numbered titles

[tired-chaos]

Manifesting 3 presidents turning into four tomorrow!!

[sugaredfoxes]

Spider-Man's first interview in Gotham, he ain't no snitch 🙊

Based on that one skit

[alien-slushie]

Danny: Hi, I made the horrible mistake of existing in the same environment as you and calling you "really pretty" where my friends could hear, and they forced me to come bother you. Would you mind looking vaguely amused by me for 5 minutes? Then as soon as they stop watching us I'll make a break for it.

Cass, giggling: Sit, you're funny.

[welcometosasakiworld]

DPXDC prompt #68

Jason goes attends a gala undercover to try and catch Vlad Masters red handed in his crimes.

While mingling with the crowd he met Danny, a lovely and everything Jason wants in a partner, so it was love at first sight. Through small talk, Jason finds he's a Fenton (another family that is under watch by the JL).

The problem? Vlad does not aprove of this and manipulate the Fentons (even Jazz, who's knows what the fruitloop is like) into not approving the possible relationship.

Vlad knows that Danny values his parents opinions and will cave in to their wishes, it's only a matter of time. And it's and perfect way to convince force Danny in becoming his son, and no way will Daniel marry someone he doesn't aprove of.

So now we have a bunch of misunderstandings happening and getting in the way and making the Waynes and Fentons hate each other, Jason and Danny trying the best they can to get together, and the internet watching this.

The best part? Some random dude saying in a post that Danny and Jason are so Romeo-and-Juliet coded it not even funny anymore. It spiraled from there and ended up with everyone thinking that they're the reincarnation of Romeo and Juliet.

And now you have all of Gotham, trying to run interference so these two get their Happy Ending.

[theyaregayyourhonor]

Danny has an eldritch form, but because he is a baby his forms so small and cute you cant take him seriously until he does something.

He is literally a blob, maybe one developing eye or maybe he is blind and has a little antenna. When he grows into a more mature eldritch being it will either fall off when his third eye develops or continue growing to eventually be used as a lure like an angler fish.

Due to cosmic shenanigans Constantine is watching over Danny during the equivalent of tummy time for the baby eldritch. The Flash being like he's so ugly, where can I get one? He keeps poking an annoyed Danny who decides he's had enough and inhales like Kirby and their speedster is gone.

Constantine: this is why you don't poke baby eldritch monsters, let alone one that's annoyed by you Speedsters who knows better than to mess with time.

Baby blob Danny: *drooling*

Constantine: don't worry, he's not eating him he's just using him as a teething toy. Once we burp him he'll throw the speedster right up and everything else he ate to chew on.

Everyone is also in disbelief of John being a good father figure for the cute and spooky blob lol

[jey-chan]

Tim: Alf? Where are you going?

Alfred: To the airport. Im gona pick up the young master Danny. Be a dear gentleman and ask that delivery application for some Batburgers.

Tim: Bruce adopted a new one wihout telling us again, did't he? And someone from out state too.

Alfred: oh no, Master Danny is the biologicsl young brother of Maste Bruce. You can sesrsh the documentation on the -

A scream can be heard.

Alfred: I forgoth to tell Master Bruce. Well thing fot another time.