*something cringy probably*

Fiver, She/Her, 29. General Fandom Fuckery! Fandoms include Watership Down, Homestuck, Doctor Who, LotR, Check Please!, Minecraft Story Mode, Naruto, Tony Stark, Stranger Things, The Witcher, Owl House, RWBY, Phoenix Wright, Dungeon Meshi, Fairly Oddparents: A New Wish, Kpop Demon Hunters, Haikyu!!, JJK, Spy x Family ...probably more i just cant remember them right now.

[catasters]

[pangur-and-grim]

length of a weasel…… face of a weasel…. heart? also of a weasel

[galactic-queen-of-bullshit]

Please please tell me this is a real cat and not an art doll

[pangur-and-grim]

I think it’s real, but I’m not really sure

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[catchymemes]

[neobastard]

anyways, tnt apparently forgot to implement the name filter for the varwolf quest.

so we get lovely creatures like our dearly departed Hellbitch.

[devilrose]

irresistible, unforgettable, I couldn't stay my hand

[tiredfiver]

Going to paint my nails red on one hand and blue on the other for tomorrow

[bringina]

everyone please clap for the funniest joke the anime made up without it having basis in the manga; diegetic sparkles. 12/10 no notes.

[atlaculture]

Happy June Everyone!

I’m over the moon because it’s June June!

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[natmasthestinkylizardliker]

I'm losing my fucking mind, what a banger, put some dirty bass on that and it would hit the gay party scene like a third plane

[thatbowserguy]

This goes so fucking hard

[hollowedskin]

I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip

You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.

Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.

Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.

[hollowedskin]

[forgertv]

[muffinlance]

Hakuddles aside, I think the real question is what sort of ship mascot/pet does Hakoda's crew that can snuggle up to Zuko in adoration while the crew looks on in bemusement

ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

Okay but really this is in my outline with lots of questions marks next to it. Now accepting Water Tribe ship’s-cat-equivalent suggestions! Bonus points awarded for some version of a Southern cat that is just as instinctively off-putting to Zuko as mimic-catopuses are to Sokka.

[muffinlance]

GIANT ISOPOD YESSSSSSS

And Zuko really does get a lot of cats in my fics, so MuffinLance theatre is proud to present, in conjunction with @also-proximally’s terrible wonderful mind:

The Giant Isopuppy.

So many body segments. So many legs going click-click-click. Such a waggy-tailed good boy when it is not chitter-growling at intruders from between its mandibles.

(Clearly it is some kind of rat terrier working dog. Combined with a giant isopod. Hunting vermin thoroughout the ship, and occasionally stealth-creeping into the crew’s baths.)

[proximally]

allow me to provide you with some quick concept art…..

[muffinlance]

BLESS YOUR SOUL

PS: We need a name for our Isopuppy. Come on Tumblr, do your stuff.

[courgette96]

Name concept: water tribe crew named Isopuppy Snowstorm, because dangerous and very water tribe and also because naming took place after a 30 hour no-sleeping-sailing-through-fire-nation-waters-lets-not-get-caught session, so sailors were boiled down to their primal brain that just wanted a cool name, ya know?

Zuko was not informed, instructions on handling ennemy pet unclear, has named the Isopuppy “Seal jerkey”, because Uncle would insist on beinh culturally sensitive so he ll name it after primitive water savage food and Uncle will eat his tea pot at how sensitive Zuko is being.

The worst part is when the first time Zuko asks where Sealjerkey is and everyone knows *exactly* who he is talking about. He doesn’t even go here!

[muffinlance]

I feel like this combines well with the “it’s named Sokka because it follows Hakoda around” idea. When Sokka finally shows up on the ship, and asks what his dad’s dog is called, Hakoda rushes to blurt out ‘SEAL JERKY’ before the rest of the crew can spill the Sokka-beans.

And Zuko is just like, ‘But I thought you said–’

'SEAL JERKY IS THIS DOGGO’S NAME AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN’

And the rest of the crew is like, 'Now taking bets on how long until Sokka finds out about Other Sokka. Especially now that the secret rests with Prince Literally Can’t Lie To Save His Life.’

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[homophobicsmeagol]

LETS ENGULF MAMA RAAA

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[j-train13]

Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:

It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."

After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”

On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.

The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.

While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.

When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.

At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.

On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).

While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

During the call with the ISS the Artemis crew asked the ISS crew what they were eating so they could prepare the same food and "share" the meal with them. So both crews had spicy green beans and mango salad.

I don't know why this particular event has struck me as much as it has. It's an almost childlike gesture but I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. I just love the desire to invoke the sensation of sitting down together and share a meal even though they're 200,000 miles apart (on Earth the furthest apart you can possibly be from another person is just under 13,000miles btw).