Five Feet Tall And Wants To Fight

On any given day, I’d trade a year of my life and either kidney for a nap and a cookie.

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[jaubaius]

Love this professor Potato🥔🤓

[sophiliated]

“alright let’s get serious” *sits back on an office chair as a potato*

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[hxasinthus]

i would sell my soul for a font of victor hugo’s handwriting

[chriskuzys]

boy do I have some news for you (source)

[gracelandmp3]

nice

[alicedrawslesmis]

amazing

[oneheadtoanother]

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who snorted cocaine by the bucket

When the sewage revealed what he once had concealed

He told all the narcos to suck it

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[identifyingbirdsinposts]

Purple Starling

[xylophonicsynapse]

[morg-lefay]

Fairy rings in moss, Iceland

[importantcatpics]

[stickytuesday]

Sir a croissant escaped

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby

[cartoonscientist]

things chronically outside people say:

“wait! gotta put on my sunscreen” [you’re about to walk to 7/11]

“tick season, tuck your pants”

“you know, tick season just keeps getting longer and longer with climate change”

“why didn’t you have your knife with you?”

[knocks their shoes on the sidewalk and fifty pounds of dirt clods fall off]

[going into the rain without an umbrella] “I mean, you’re gonna get wet eventually, right?”

“I hear the rockhounding in this part of the county is INSANE”

“it rained last night, and you know what that means: MUSHROOMS”

[thememedaddy]

[pipasyrup]

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[sandmandaddy69]

[plaguedocboi]

I think the most incredible thing about the guy who accidentally put his head in a particle accelerator is not the fact that it happened, or the fact that he survived, its the fact that after getting blasted with a wave of protons traveling at 99% the speed of light and seeing “the light of a thousand suns” he just quietly left the room, went about his day, and went home without telling anyone. Really just speedran the five stages of grief and arrived at the attitude of “welp, whatever happens next happens.”

[curator-on-ao3]

Tom Paris sitting down for coffee with his friends in the mess hall after his warp 10 flight vibes.

[sapphosewrites]

It appears that MA saw the federal websites and said, "oh, we can directly name and blame? Let's go."

[ruffboi-mags]

Good.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[myfairkatiecat]

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

[sirowsky]

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

[bowelfly]

Brother Herbert's Big Onion

remake of a drawing from a few months ago that I was dissatisfied with

[exactly-one-gremlin]

this is clearly the Redwall alter ego of Peter Glazebrook

[bowelfly]

oh yeah Peter Glazebrook is 100% the inspiration behind Brother Herbert. Every drawing of Herbert is my attempt at capturing the pride and joy in this man's face at his big vegetables