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"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming
i can never leave this place
say what you will about black butler but like. where the fuck else will you find a story where jack the ripper was not one person but was actually made up of a woman who had an emergency hysterectomy while pregnant and lost her baby and a pre-op trans woman with a longing to have children and a fucking chainsaw and they roleplay to the public as butler and mistress (except the butler is really bad at butlering). and they had toxic yuri and one killed the other and rips her coat off of her corpse afterwards to wear forever. this was in fucking 2007 man
My brain loves making me suffer. So.
Modern au and ogCale is that one rich friend. Case in point, all his friends somehow end up being in jail. Some more than once. And he is that friend that just comes and bails them out.
Rok Soo in jail cause he kidnapped someone's pet? Call Cale.
Choi Han in jail cause he beat up someone? Call Cale.
Taylor in jail for forging something? Call Cale.
Cage in jail for public drinking or tax evasion? Call Cale.
Archie in jail for speeding? Call Cale.
Hans in jail cause he was at the wrong place at the wrong time? Call Cale.
Rosalyn in jail cause she was caught purchasing illegal stuff for her experiments? Call Cale.
At this point Cale knows everyone in the police station. At one point he just thinks his friends like to go to jail. At some point he stopped questioning why the are in jail at all.
One time he is the one in jail because of being near a murder scene. He did not do shit, but it's protocol and all. He doesn't call anyone, he's just chilling while playing cards with the guards or smth. Than the next moment chaos ensues cause instead bailing him out with money his friends decided to break him out of jail.
Later he's the one paying for the mass destruction.
What youāre made for
not my tweet or my fic (and thereās a good chance of this comment being a bot) but yeah, donāt do this. sure, some writers wouldnāt mind having fanfics (or direct continuation) of their fanfics written by someone else. some may even be thrilled and happy. but the fandom etiquette is that if you want to write a fanfic or a continuation of someoneās fanfic, YOU POLITELY ASK THE WRITER FOR THEIR PERMISSION. not their readers.
also 5 months isnāt long at all. 5 months is 5 minutes when it comes to fanfics. Iāve waited years for my favorite fics to get updated (one of my favorite fanfics was updated by the author after 13 years) and Iāve never said anything to them about āitās been ___ years, I donāt think it will get updated anymoreā. because another fandom / fanfic etiquette is that fanfic writers write for free in their free time, they donāt owe you anything. maybe they will update one day. maybe they wonāt. if you want your favorite fic to get updated, you comment something like āthis is good!! Iām excited for what happens nextā and maybe your positive comment will motivate the author to update. but you donāt say āitās been ___ months or yearsā. fanfics writers write for themselves and their own enjoyment. theyāre just kind enough to let you read their works for free. stop being rude and entitled to fanfic writers.
I need tiktokers to understand that ao3 has been home for the freaks (affectionate) ever since the day it was created. the entire site was created because ādark and fucked up ficsā were banned and removed from other platforms, so us freaks came together and created a site for other freaks ā a site where nothing is censored, a site with no algorithm, no capitalism, no ads, and again, absolutely no censorship.
this has been our house for decades. you newbies donāt come into our house and tell us how to arrange our furniture. either be nice and respect our house, or leave and build your own house elsewhere.
They'd fit right in over at fanfiction.net š
Yalls house sucks and is full of allegations and is sus af and should be investigated lmfao
if you report fanfiction to police and tell them they should āinvestigate this because fictional children are being harmed in these fanfiction and I donāt like it!!!!!ā, you will get either of these outcomes:
the police will laugh at your face
they will investigate fanfiction, and while they waste their time investigating fanfiction and victimless ācrimesā, real children are being hurt elsewhere, and you are taking the policeās time and resources away from these real children. so instead of doing something to actually help save real children, police are too busy trying to protect fictional ones that exist only in fantasies
also ao3 abides by american laws, so actually everything that is posted on the site is legal in america. and no, itās not āchild abuseā or ārapeā or ācsemā if the āvictimsā are fictional characters who were harmed in a fictional world (I believe thatās why itās legal and allowed).
you donāt have to like it. you can find it extremely disgusting. but whether or not you like it, your personal discomfort is not law. for the record, anything that involves (fictional) children in sexual situations makes me super uncomfortable. so I just⦠donāt seek out fics that I know will make me uncomfortable. it is in fact that easy.
if you are allergic to peanut butter and you swallow a spoonful of peanut butter, knowing damn well that you are allergic, then the one whoās to blame is you. peanut butter alone will not and cannot hurt you unless you shove it in your mouth.
again, having no censorship is the entire point of ao3. you donāt have to like it. no one forces you to use the site, with all the donations ao3 is receiving, itās doing just fine without you.
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they arenāt even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em
1969.........
Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.
Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever
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post's haunted.
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Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?
Well, have I got the html for you!
Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!
Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">
Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">
nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">
yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">
It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):
Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know āļø)
So happy to see people enjoying these and spreading the love š
UPDATE with some suggestions from the replies! And bonus: cookie kudos.
HTML codes under the cut.
let me tell you, I got a ākisses your foreheadā kudos and it absolutely made my day
HOW is it possible that I am seeing this for the first time? Now safely installed in my tumblr short cuts folder. I am SO bad at coding that this is a real life saver.
@justleaveacommentfest for all of ours commenting needs!
"You who is reading this --"
Here is my entry for the orv fanart contest..! It was announced over on twitter so I can see that some people here are surprised such a contest existed,, I hope they host another one someday;;
I wanted to make an art piece that could be enjoyed by both early readers and readers who have finished the epilogue. Something that will make the reader happy just by looking at it. I hope singshong looks at all the entries and sees how much the readers love ORV
TONIGHT. WEāRE DRINKING FROM THE POND.
where did op go?
reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse
ai-generated YouTube thumbnails are pretty convenient because you can tell from a glance the video wonāt be very good & isnāt worth watching
you know what? fuck it *reads the fanfic I spent hours writing for my own enjoyment*
if youāre not rereading your own 3yo one-shots every once in a while so you can shake your head at the ao3 tab and mutter god iām fucking funny then what are we even doing all this work for?
This body I am in.....
Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic
wanting fic comments is so embarrassing 𤨠yeah I wrote this thing about my blorbos. yeah I wanna hear what you think about my blorbos doing various tasks and tomfoolery. sorry. get real. cmon now