This Blog Has No Direction And Neither Do I

Stephanie is my name, skipping the show and reading the fanfiction is my game. 27. Taurus. Socialist. Feminist. Occasionally NSFW. I'm trash.

[cleopatraphouse]

throwback to the time I got really annoyed at the funko pop men who were coming into my store and bothering me during the pandemic so I made a bunch of memes and fake tweets

[trashboat]

you can’t do this shit to me for a second i thought i had missed something important

[cinematicnomad]

—Unknown

[expelliarmus]

[tiredofbeingqueerbaited]

I have a new url, goodbye to the last vestiges of my TJLC days and hello to skipping the shows and just reading the fanfics because at least they don’t disappoint me

[youlovetoseeit]

Unrealistic

[marshmalleaux-queen]

[uservroomvroom]

the mood on the internet tonight

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[cozycryptidcorner]

Documentary: And in five billion years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire-

Seven-year-old me:

[astrophanie]

[dryadalis]

juniorbizarre:

scared to death of election day so i made a vine compilation

[loveandlucky]

Oh my fucking god. I’ve been searching for the no its gucki vine for 5 fuckijg years and only going through old tags have i finally found it

[kaarchin]

When you start opening up to people

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when you go to therapy

[tiredofbeingqueerbaited]

Me, three days ago: I’m so glad I’m over my Sherlock Holmes phase

Helena Bonham Carter:

[kinklock]

me: no more sherlock holmes i cant take it enola holmes trailer: helena bonham carter with fucking celebrity skin blastin me: okay one more time i guess 

[ojalla]

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this so funny to me

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

They are too grown lol

[homebodyinc-deactivated20180718]

Lmfao

[kinkycosmo21]

😂😂😂. Hilarious

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Kids be so grown nowadays lol

[skinoutqueen]

“I’ll take the bracelet but I won’t take you” lmao I could learn something from baby girl

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[unconsciousearth]

[jaydenthorne]

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

[castielcampbell]

this is so gross

[aqueerkettleofish]

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

[aqueerkettleofish]

It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37.

[ambermusicbox-deactivated202103]

Damn

[simmisblog]

I feel bad for 16yo Scarlett. Hollywood is fucked up

[tracing-rivers]

Moses: Behold, the power of God. *turns a stick into a live snake in front of everyone*

Rameses:

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[technicalzombie]

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